Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.

[mowin]

View attachment 141218At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.

Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white patriarchal society . "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society".

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery", asked the couple?

"Because I am the artist, who painted the picture", he replied, "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.

They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch"

That explains the grin.. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: :clap:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Bob Denman]

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.


It was a fine spring day in his new parish.



He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was . . . a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied:
"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . ..

Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[cuznjohn]

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Ain't that the truth! :banghead:

 

[Zip]

:agree:

 

[cuznjohn]

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Sam Mac]

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: At least now we know where the black ring around his butt came from... :shocked:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Bfromla]

Family shared this one after pulling off FB

. Must be why there aren't more PBJ's at BBQs¿!

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[mowin]

A, AC/DC song comes to mind. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack: It sure does!!!! :2thumbs:

That is one VERY impressive sack!!! nojoke

 

[Fatcycledaddy]

That is a backup alarm!:yikes: