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Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.

a man is out hunting bears. way off in the distance, he sees a big black bear. he raises his gun, looks through his scope, and realizes the bear is way too far for a clean shot. with that he lowers his gun, and waves for the bear to move closer. much to his surprise, the bear moves closer and stands on his rear legs.

the hunter looks through his scope, and thinks the bear is still too far. so being it worked the first time, the man gestured for the bear to move closer. once again, the bear got on all fours again and moved closer, then stood up to look at the hunter again. believe it or not, the hunter felt that if the bear was just a little closer, he could have the perfect shot. once again he motioned to the bear to move closer. but the bear had enough. this time when the bear got on all fours, he charged the hunter.

in a panic as the bear got closer, the hunter raised his gun, but by the time he spotted the bear in the scope, the bear was on him. as the bear stood on his rear legs, he had the hunter in a REAL BEAR HUG. the hunters life flash before his eyes, he figured he was going to die, as the bear squeezed him, and was growling like the hunter never heard before. as the bear has him with his arms beside his side, the hunter feels the bears PRIVATE PARTS right by his right hand. feeling he was going to die, he thought to himself, i am going to squeeze the bears PRIVATE PARTS as hard as i can, what can i lose. and with all his mite, he squeezed. the bear let out a BIG GROAN, and let the man go.

well as soon as he got loose from the bear, the man turned and ran away as fast as he could. as he was running for his life, he turned to look where the bear was. as he looked, he saw the bear, standing on his rear legs again, and the bear was WAVING FOR THE HUNTER TO COME BACK
 
A couple of old guys were talking when John asked Bob, "What are you doing these days?"

"Started last week working as a Walmart greeter!"

"Oh man, I'm sure sorry to hear that."

"Why do you say that?"

"Don't you know, being a Walmart greeter is the last job you have before you die?"
 
A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. "I am so embarrassed," the woman says. "Please join me for dinner."
They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theater, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast.
The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?" he asks.
"Not usually," she replies. "But you just happened to catch my eye."
 
One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood
on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the
homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with
a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of
a party last night,' the Postman comments.
David, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night.
This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday
morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighbour-
hood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all
got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I.'
The Postman thinks a moment and says,
'How do you play WHO AM I?'
Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time
covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing
through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is..'
The postman laughs and says,
'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' David responded.
'Your name came up 7 times.'
 
Since it's all over now...

I hope that we can all appreciate a little bit of humor at the expense of just one more private citizen...

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Remember folks: it's all over now...
 
Effective Suicide Counseling

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff
about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be
dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little
sex before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
:shocked:
She didn't jump...
 
Anyone know of a Can am Spyder Mechanic on Maui ??

Hello ,I just joined the group I live on Maui have seen several of these Can am Spyders on Island , One question where do you take on to have work done to it ? The engine light came on bike is on limp mode. codes say its sensors , I called a dealer on the mainland and mechanic said just couse those codes display do's not mean the problem is not eals where ??? I have called all Island not one shop works on these . I do have the service Manuel and B.U.D.S Tool , but if replacing the sensors mite not fix it I hate to start playing the guessing game . Anyone know someone that works on these on Maui ? If so I would Very much appreciate some help. Thanks
 
rolli,
This is definitely the wrong place for your post; take it to "General Discussion", where it'll catch more eyeballs...
Good luck! :thumbup:
 
Cheated

A woman's husband cheats on her. Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there's a very wise monk who lives up a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him. After few days of traveling, walking, and climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wise monk. "I have spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to supporting him, taking care of him. Now he left me for a younger woman. My life is stolen, and I'm left with nothing. I don't know what to do". The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he ask: "Is the cookie delicious?" "Yes"- she answers. "Do you want another one?" "Sure, please". The monk look her in the eyes and said "Do you see the problem now?" The woman thinks for a while, and then slowly speaks. "I guess human nature is greedy. You get one, then you want more, maybe a new one, bigger one. It's never enough. And nothing lasts forever, anything is impermanence. We should be aware and not disappointed for that". The monk shakes his head "No, I mean you are too fat, you should eat less."

 
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