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Marketing Explained

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One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.





You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.



You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic
in bed."
That's Telemarketing.



You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to
him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and

then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."




That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.



You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.



Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.



You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the
roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.



You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and
grabs your ass.

That's former President Bill Clinton.

You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were
offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America!































 
:roflblack::clap:
That reminds me of a joke... :D
There's this Sporting Goods Superstore in Texas, that hires some Summer help...
At the end of the new employees' first day on the job; the Company President approaches one of them, and asks how he did...
"Not so well; Sir. I only made one sale"
"How much was the sale?"
The kid answers, "$137,912.67"
The President is amazed!
"What did you sell for that kind of money""
"Well; it started with a fishing pole, then a reel, some lures, more lures, fishing line, a tackle box, another tackle box, even more lures, hip waders, a 20' Bass Boat, a 250 horsepower outboard engine, an aluminum trailer for it, two depth finders, a trolling motor..."
"Then; he needed a new truck to tow all of it with, and I sold him a membership in the club that owns that lake over behind the Town Park"
"Son; you're a selling GENIUS! What got it all started?"
"It's funny you ask that Sir... He came in here, and asked me if I knew a place where he could buy some Tampons for his Wife."
"I just said that since your weekend is shot; you might as well go fishing!"
 

One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.





You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.



You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic
in bed."
That's Telemarketing.



You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to
him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and

then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."




That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.



You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.



Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.



You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the
roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.



You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and
grabs your ass.

That's former President Bill Clinton.

You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were
offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America!
































I hate to say it, but sex, advertising, and marketing have always kind of been "in bed" together. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:
 
Good one..!!

:roflblack:nice explanation....needed the clarification...:roflblack: only I never go by anyones pitch, gotta find out for myself..:yikes: can be rough but very interesting....
 
:roflblack:nice explanation....needed the clarification...:roflblack: only I never go by anyones pitch, gotta find out for myself..:yikes: can be rough but very interesting....
So when you are told by a beautiful woman that she's good in bed; you reserve judgment, until you've checked the situation out for yourself?? :D

:clap:Bravo!! :clap:
 
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