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joining the CIA

cuznjohn

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3 men were out to get jobs at the CIA, as a final test each one was given a time to meet at the head office for their last test, each one was told to also bring their wife's. they were also told the firm was only hiring one person.

the first man showed up at 1 pm and his wife was put in a separate room. the man was told that to prove his loyalty to the firm he would have to go into the room with a pistol they gave him and to shoot his wife. the gun was loaded with blanks, but the man didn't know that. the man took the gun, went into the room, and quickly came back out saying i can't do it, i love her too much. he and his wife was sent home.

the second man showed up at 2 pm with his wife, she was put in a separate room and he was given the same gun with blanks and he was also told to shoot his wife to prove his loyalty to the firm. he also came right out and said, she is the mother of my children and i love her too much to shoot her so forget the job. he was sent home.

the 3rd man showed up at 3 pm with his wife and she was put in a separate room. he was given the same gun loaded with blanks and the same instructions to shoot his wife to prove his loyalty to the firm. as soon as the door closed behind the man there was 6 loud shots from the gun, followed by banging, screaming, furniture being tossed and than quiet. the door opened up and the man came out and the instructor asked, what happened. the man said, some :cus:ing jerk put blanks in the gun, so i had to strangle the :cus:
 
Start a security investigation at once. How did this true story get out from behind the secuirty fence ?
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aka Oldmanzues
 
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