Interesting/Funny signs on the road

[DocRags]

Here's one for DocDoru...

we had to take this picture for DocDoru...spotted at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis MD hyea:

 

[Rayelljay]

Did they offer a special deal if you wanted one of each?:roflblack:

Question then becomes...."which one do I buy first"...?:joke:

 

[DocRags]

Some more signs we saw on our trip (all in the South Carolina lowcountry, I believe):

"Plan B: eat, sleep, dance" hyea:

"Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry" :thumbup:

Advertisement for milk (revolving sign of a cow): "Better than it has to be" HELLO?! ...what kind of a message is that?! Not much better than "Not as bad as it could be?" (second option was NOT an actual sign, mind you)

"If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock" :hun: Advocating thievery, are we?

and my favorite for the day, :firstplace: , for strangest one: "Cuckold Landing"...why in the world would they name a place after THAT? Why would someone want to have the fact they were cuckolded preserved on a sign? Or is that where everyone cuckolded has to come ashore? Could be a busy place nojoke.

 

[MarkLawson]

In Gore, OK, near Lake Tenkiller, there was a bait/convenience store that advertised:

BBQ Minnows
Worm Sandwiches

I always hoped they were advertising 4 items and not just 2!

 

[MarkLawson]

On a garbage truck in FT Wayne, IN--Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your garbage back.

I saw that one in Cocoa Beach, FL many years ago when I was stationed @ Patrick AFB. Also saw a garbage truck there that had a sign that said:

'We Cater Weddings'

:roflblack:

 

[SpyderAnn01]

Before my (dearly departed) wife and I were married we had to go through the marriage licence thing so we went to the appropriate building in Winston Salem and the sign above the door read "Gun Permits and Marriage Licences."
I'd love to read your comments here.......you lot have a great sense of humour.

Ray

The first time I got married I wish I had opted for the gun permit instead of a marriage license! Even a fishing license would have been a better choice.

 

[daveinva]

Always a fan favorite taking I-94 up from Chicago to Milwaukee...

 

[DocRags]

In Gore, OK, near Lake Tenkiller, there was a bait/convenience store that advertised:

BBQ Minnows
Worm Sandwiches

I always hoped they were advertising 4 items and not just 2!

Your sign reminded me of one we saw on our trip that advertised "serving the best bait around"...I never quite thought of BAIT as being SERVED. (I would rather be served whatever the bait caught!) :thumbup:

 

[DocRags]

The first time I got married I wish I had opted for the gun permit instead of a marriage license! Even a fishing license would have been a better choice.

:agree::clap:...I should have taken the fact that it took the tech 7 sticks to get my premarital bloodwork drawn as a sign from God that I shouldn't have been getting married to my former hubby! The gun permit or fishing license would have been a better bet...and I don't fish or hunt!:roflblack:

 

[MarkLawson]

Saw this one at a BBQ place in Texas while at the Texas Trike Reunion last April:

 

[docdoru]

we had to take this picture for DocDoru...spotted at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis MD View attachment 31559

hyea::thumbup::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[truck 85]

Seen on a Septic tank pumper truck - "your Sh*t is our bread and butter."

we called it the smell of money.

 

[DocRags]

When we honeymooned in New Brunswick, Erags asked if I had seen the name of the cemetery we had just passed. I had missed it and didn't believe him when he told me the name. He had to do a U-turn to prove the name to me...the HaHa Cemetery!:roflblack:

That was the actual name!

HaHa, you're dead?!

BTW, a lot of drivers were making U-turns on that road!

 

[Rayelljay]

Truck85

Gotta say.....love the signature quote. :thumbup::clap:

 

[Phil]

Thanks TXDOT

Saw this on the news tonight. A MAJOR intersection here in Tyler, Tx. that had just been nicely repaved and nicely repainted had one of those HUGE painted words in a lane that said--------


wait for it........

MREGE
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It was like that for a few days till someone (with no sense of humor) pointed it out to TXDOT. The paint contractor was out, in hours to fix it.


The fun is not over......

As they reported this on our local ABC affiliate they KEPT saying, "IT'S MISSING AN 'E'". Oh come ooooon people!!:banghead::roflblack:

 

[hut1]

One of my favorites: on the back of a truck for a window treatment company: "Caution, blind man driving"

 

[DocRags]

Church signs can have some pretty interesting messages, too. How about this one:

 

[docdoru]

For ladies:

 

[DocRags]

For ladies:

Had to have been put up by a man, Doc! roflmao

 

[Slybird]

It's people!!!

OMG - It's people!!!