Interesting/Funny signs on the road

[Dragonrider]

The exit sign for a small town in Eastern Nevada, off Hwy 40 read: "Food/Gas/Hospital". We avoided eating there….

 

[DocRags]

When we were doing one of the wine trails in the NY Fingerlakes region, we came across both of these signs (the women's room sign was just as funny but I just couldn't get the picture right with the lighting). One of the Redneck Wines was Kiss My :cus: Blush. We had to buy Erags one of the Pompous :cus: shirts we thought they were so funny. They had Pompous :cus: :doorag: doorags too but we thought they were overpriced and skipped them.

 

[wyliec]

Here's one I saw near Roger's neck of the woods; not to far from Orange County Choppers:

 

[docdoru]

 

[Lamonster]

I used to live in Tennessee, and one sign advertised a company that sells vacuums and guns (firearms)...... Never quite understood that combination! Doughnuts and coffee, yes......

:doorag:

 

[Lamonster]

When I lived in San Diego I use to crack up at this sign.
nojoke

 

[Paula(Butch2025)]

When we were somewhere in New England the speed bumps/humps were referred to as "traffic calming" ahead...CALMING??? Those things drive me nuts! :cus: The other difference we've noticed in road signs in different states has been what traffic circles are called..."circles" in one state are "rotaries" in another but "roundabouts" elsewhere--and the right of way varies in different states...sometimes it's the one in the circle that has to yield, othertimes it's the one entering. :yikes: How about some uniformity?!

There must be a grant for putting "roundabouts" here in Minnesota :dontknow:'cause they are popping up everywhere with NO consistency, the signs don't even match the lines and arrows painted on the road! :yikes:So beware when driving them here! --Paula

 

[SSPSpyder]

Seen on a Septic tank pumper truck - "your Sh*t is our bread and butter."

 

[DocRags]

A handwritten sign we saw in a Native American reservation in New York stated: "Yes, there ARE terrorists passing through the _____________ Reservation...they are called US BORDER PATROL AGENTS, FBI, etc." Guess they weren't too happy about regulations! hyea: Another handwritten sign we saw at an Adirondacks Visitor Center (unmanned) was "Nothing valuable is left here--please don't break door for nothing."nojoke

 

[ThreeFeet]

Sign in N.C

I used to go down to South Carolina to visit a friend and there were these signs put out for the South of the Border complex. The one that got me laughing for a few years was I don't remember how many" Honeymoon Suites ------Heir conditioned.":roflblack:

 

[Cyclist922]

In Kentucky, just off I-65: "Amish Built Mobile Homes"

 

[SpyderAnn01]

I used to go down to South Carolina to visit a friend and there were these signs put out for the South of the Border complex. The one that got me laughing for a few years was I don't remember how many" Honeymoon Suites ------Heir conditioned.":roflblack:

I used to live in Fayetteville, NC and would travel to FL frequently and the South of the Border signs drove me crazy. Your Sheep are all Counted at South of the Border. You never sausage a place - you're always a weiner at South of the Border.

 

[JJW SpyderRider]

Seen on a Septic tank pumper truck - "your Sh*t is our bread and butter."

:clap:I've been using that line falmost 30 years --- I've been building wastewater plant equipment since '82.

 

[NancysToy]

:clap:I've been using that line falmost 30 years --- I've been building wastewater plant equipment since '82.

I retired after 27 years in the wastewater industry. It was a staple for us too, but it never gets old.

 

[Lamonster]

This was a sign on the bathroom door of a Dunkin Donuts. nojoke

 

[SpyderAnn01]

:clap:I've been using that line falmost 30 years --- I've been building wastewater plant equipment since '82.

I retired after 27 years in the wastewater industry. It was a staple for us too, but it never gets old.

Talk about crappy jobs!

 

[DocRags]

A bumper sticker we saw when we were in New York read "I'm only speeding like this because I have to POOP."

When we were in Quebec we saw a sign near a covered bridge that had a picture of an elephant on it...no words. Guess it was some kind of weight limit...or maybe they just didn't want elephants on it. Or maybe they DID want elephants? :dontknow:

Then there was the church marquee in Vermont: "Love God, and do as you please." Anyone from VT (or anywhere else) that can explain that one?

 

[DocRags]

This was a sign on the bathroom door of a Dunkin Donuts. nojoke

That looks like a more modern version of the one on the wine trail...

 

[Rayelljay]

You had to be there.....

Before my (dearly departed) wife and I were married we had to go through the marriage licence thing so we went to the appropriate building in Winston Salem and the sign above the door read "Gun Permits and Marriage Licences."
I'd love to read your comments here.......you lot have a great sense of humour.

Ray

 

[DocRags]

Before my (dearly departed) wife and I were married we had to go through the marriage licence thing so we went to the appropriate building in Winston Salem and the sign above the door read "Gun Permits and Marriage Licences."
I'd love to read your comments here.......you lot have a great sense of humour.

Ray

Did they offer a special deal if you wanted one of each?:roflblack: