have to say this

[vided]

My goal for 2016 is to lose just 10 pounds - only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese... and sausage and pepperoni. OK, FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

How to prepare Tofu:

1. Throw it in the trash.

2. Grill some meat.


I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.


I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.


A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.


Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.


Senility has been a smooth transition for me.


Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?

Me neither.


I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented... I forgot where I was going with this.


I love being over 60. I learn something new every day... and forget 5 others.


A thief broke into my house last night... He started searching for money, so I woke up and helped him search.

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW! Right?

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 began Daylight Savings Time. Don't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.
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[Bob Denman]

:roflblack:

Oh, MAN!!
I am SOOOOOOO..... stealing this one! :thumbup:

 

[PrairieSpyder]

I resemble that!

 

[whitespyder1189]

Funny for Friday

You made my day ( and my co-worker too)! Great to start out the work day laughing.

 

[Chupaca]

Good one...!!

Way to start may morning...:roflblack::2thumbs: have done many of those and still working on those 10lbs.....:roflblack:

 

[Lew L]

Thank you sooooo much!!

 

[ARtraveler]

Wonderful words of wisdom to ponder. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

And most of them are true. :yes::yes::yes:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

So many accomplishments in so few years, your cat must be proud of you. :bowdown:


Cruzr Joe

 

[motrikerider]

I loved these


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[Bob Denman]

Barry,
If you ride up towards me; I know a place with a Chef's Salad that is probably 5,000 calories! nojoke

http://www.dannysinwurtsboro.com/

 

[DriftersWay]

:roflblack:

Oh, MAN!!
I am SOOOOOOO..... stealing this one! :thumbup:

Me too :roflblack:

 

[vided]

Barry,
If you ride up towards me; I know a place with a Chef's Salad that is probably 5,000 calories! nojoke

http://www.dannysinwurtsboro.com/

sounds doable :thumbup::thumbup: