Hey Ron, I'll let you in on a closely kept secret, just don't tell anyone else, or she might come hunting!
The Child Bride has been a '
well presented & young looking 45' for a few years now, but she recently had to up that to a '
very well kept 55', cos our four kids are
all in their 40's now...
Me, I've been a '
dirty old man' for years, decades even, but I've recently hadta add '
cranky old fart' to my age!