GUTS vs. BALLS....

[boborgera]

Guts or balls?, There is a ''Medical'' distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, And to alleviate further confusion, The following definitions are listed below.....

GUTS; - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, Being met by your wife with a broom, And having the GUTS to ask;, Are you still cleaning ,Or are you flying somewhere?.....

BALLS; - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, Lipstick on your collar, Slapping your wife on the butt and having the brass to say; ''Your next Chubby........

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.....''Medically'' speaking there is no difference in the outcome, Since both ultimately result in Death......

 

[UKBLUE1]

Glad that you cleared that situation up. Now make your decision.

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[Magdave]

OMG if you are married and used either of those recently I bet you are typing from a hospital bed. I know I would be. :clap:

 

[Bob Denman]

Soooo... Bobbo :shocked:...
How many "exes" do you have out there that are looking for hit men?? :roflblack:
But I DO think that I ought to give it a spin sometime; how much worse could it get??

 

[ARtraveler]

Very good information.

FYI: I used the broom statement a couple times. "Here, why don't you go for a ride?". The outcome was not good. Both of them are now exes. :sour: :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes:
Note to Self: Never mention brooms if the Missus is in a bad mood... :shocked:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

But both are loosing situations if you plan on staying around..if not keep your helmet on..!! :roflblack:

 

[mowin]

Soooo... Bobbo :shocked:...
How many "exes" do you have out there that are looking for hit men?? :roflblack:
But I DO think that I ought to give it a spin sometime; how much worse could it get??

Give what a spin? I'm thinking being a hit man would probably be safer for ya..:roflblack:

 

[boborgera]

if you plan on staying around..if not keep your helmet on..!! :roflblack:

The helmet won't help, Unless to protect your head when you hit the ground..
They usually aim lower than the head...:yikes:

 

[otter28169]

When we bought our house, the previous owners left a broom behind for us. When my wife and I walked into the house that afternoon, I told her," We aren't gonna get off on the wrong foot here, if I gotta park the truck in the driveway, you can't park this in here" (and handed her the broom). I got swatted for that one, and I deserved it.

Just sayin'............

 

[Bob Denman]

We have a saying that floats around the office when a warning shot is about to be fired...
"the Witch is on her Broomstick"
If I hear that; I'm ducking for cover! :yikes:

 

[bruiser]

Keeping my mouth shut. She knows where I keep my guns.

 

[Bob Denman]

That's one of my greatest regrets...
Teaching her how to shoot! :shocked: :gaah: