There is this young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors houses were robbed the couple decided to get a guard dog......
So one day the Wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied , ''Sorry'' were all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog, But he knows Karate. The Wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog,
Karate that chair.
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, Then the said to the dog Karate that table, The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the Wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband got mad, But then she told her husband that the dog knew Karate, And he said ''Karate my butt''!
Hes expected to be home from the hospital next week.............
So one day the Wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied , ''Sorry'' were all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog, But he knows Karate. The Wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog,
Karate that chair.
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, Then the said to the dog Karate that table, The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the Wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband got mad, But then she told her husband that the dog knew Karate, And he said ''Karate my butt''!
Hes expected to be home from the hospital next week.............
