Funny Stories about my nephew. (True Story)

[Cruzr Joe]

My nephew is about 10 years old and 95% blind, but i don't think he knows it (really).

Over the Christmas holidays his mom went shopping with my wife, so i volunteered to watch him (Daniel), i have a big screen TV in the living room and he can make out some figures so we decided to watch the animal planet, the show was about Adult Animals. during one part of the show one of the animals scared him and he no longer wanted to watch the show, i turned it off and he told me, Uncle Joe, I don't want to watch anymore Adult Movies at your house................................. I had to explain the ADULT MOVIE to his (falling on the floor laughing) mother before they went home.


Cruzr Joe

 

[ARtraveler]

To quote Art Linkletter: "Kids say the darndest things." :yes:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I'll bet the amount of explaining that might have been needed; would have been AMAZING!! :roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

:shocked: I'll bet the amount of explaining that might have been needed; would have been AMAZING!! :roflblack:

pps:pps:pps:

 

[bruiser]

:roflblack: :roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

One day we drove to get some Pizza and all of a sudden he told me that he was a MOMA (he pronounced it MOOOMA) when i asked him what that was he said he was a 'Master of Martial Arts', (he takes karate) so i turned around and told him that i was a MATTER, he thought about it for a second and asked what was a matter? i said nothing, whats a matter with you? he almost wet himself laughing, and then he had to pull that joke on everyone when we got home.

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

It appears that he's learning from the Master... :thumbup:

 

[boomerkc]

Glad you still have your wonderful sense of humor.................

and now we know the age group you cater to. JK, looking forward to seeing you guys at SF and continuing the fun from 2013. It'll be fun to watch Roy cater to you needs again.

Jim

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: :2thumbs: :roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

and now we know the age group you cater to. JK, looking forward to seeing you guys at SF and continuing the fun from 2013. It'll be fun to watch Roy cater to you needs again.

Jim

Roy, the bartender and all around good guy. We are ready, are you??????????

Cruzr Joe

 

[Chupaca]

Yikes..!!

I bet you did cause kids tend to just blurt things out...glad it was cleared up quickly...!! :roflblack: must have been some great facials....:yikes: