evening blonde joke

[cuznjohn]

Jenny, a blond girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blond?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blond," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blond."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"
"No honey, it's because you're 24!"

 

[Bob Denman]

That reminds me of one...

An old Blind Alcholic stumbles into a bar, and starts drinking..
After a few (too many), he asks the lady bartender, if whe'd like to hear a blond Joke...
"Sir", she starts up, "Before you start, you should know that this is a Gay and Lesbian Bar"
"I'm a blonde... I'm six foot two, and can bench press two hundred fifty pounds."
The Lady sitting on your right is blonde, and she's a Black Belt in Tae Kwan Do"
The lady to your left is my girlfriend... also a Blonde, and she wrestles alligators for a living.

The Drunk thinks about this for a moment, then he replies;
"Well I'm not gonna tell it; if I have to explain it THREE whole times!"

 

[Chupaca]

Blonde..!!

good one...a lot attached to blondes...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[DLewis]

:thumbup: Ok, those will have me signing off with a smile!! Thanks guys!:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Try Googling "Blonde Jokes"...
It'll keep you giggling for YEARS! :roflblack::thumbup: