Door Knockers

[bruiser]

Along these same lines, I use to get the people coming to the door selling Windex in an aftermarket bottle. "Sir, I would like to demonstrate this product which is helping me pay for college". look at the van they are traveling in and there's about eight of them in the van. I usually decline and shut the door. One guy was very intent on selling his product. So I told him to go to the house across the street. They just moved in and probably need some cleaning supplies. The deputy didn't appreciate being woken up after working a 12 hour shift. Haven't seen any of them since and that was a couple of years ago. BUT, comes now the guys selling meat out of a pickup truck with a freezer in the back. Or in a van marked Capital Meats. "Sir, I just finished my deliveries for the day and I have some great steaks left over and my manager said to unload them". "I can give you a killer deal". First off, "can you read?" I ask. Yes sir."What does this sign say?" "No solicitors", "Then why the hell are you knocking on my door?". "I see, you aren't interested in some nice steaks or some nice salmon filets?" "Dude, what part of this sign don't you understand?" "By the way, can I see your permit?" Haven't seen them in a month.

 

[bscrive]

You guys are so full of crap. nojoke

My wife is a Jehovah's Witness, has been for about 20 years, and she has heard almost every story out there. You don't have to be a d***head when they come around, or hide like I assume most of you really did. Just tell them to put you on their 'do not call list', or put up a sign that says 'no solicitation', and they won't come around. You would be lucky to know people like them. You guys make me laugh.


I did like the joke though.

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

You guys are so full of crap. nojoke

My wife is a Jehovah's Witness, has been for about 20 years, and she has heard almost every story out there. You don't have to be a d***head when they come around, or hide like I assume most of you really did. Just tell them to put you on their 'do not call list', or put up a sign that says 'no solicitation', and they won't come around. You would be lucky to know people like them. You guys make me laugh.


I did like the joke though.

in defense, i don't care for discrimination. it is well known the the lds church only gratiously allowed in blacks 30 years ago and still
excommunicate those who are gay or defend such. i have no problem with any religion until they try to preach to me or hurt others
in the name of their god or religion.

 

[flaggerphil]

Are people in this thread mixing up Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons?

That's a stretch...

 

[IdahoMtnSpyder]

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with Unitarian Universalist? Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no particular reason! :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Are people in this thread mixing up Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons?

That's a stretch...

Sorry i did mix them up

 

[Bob Denman]

Sorry i did mix them up

Think of it this way:
The Jehovah's Witnesses, are all of the pretty young ladies that show up at your door...

And one Mormon; is married to ALL of them! :yikes:

:joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke:

 

[Kwalsh]

One day I had a witness or 2 knock on the door to drop off some pamphlets and chat, I told him I was holding the door and my 80lb rotty, which one do you want me to let go of? He said have a nice day and never returned

 

[pegasus1300]

Think of it this way:
The Jehovah's Witnesses, are all of the pretty young ladies that show up at your door...

And one Mormon; is married to ALL of them! :yikes:

:joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke:

No Bob he isn't married to any of them. He has one wife and is generally happy with her.