Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend...

[Bob Denman]

THIS one might qualify as the ultimate "Bosom Buddy" :2thumbs:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/404-2-carat-diamond-s-virtually-flawless-found-angola-n519266

 

[ARtraveler]

Not going to show this to Linda. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Give me her email... I'll fax it to her! :roflblack:

By the way; Kathy called ME about the story! :shocked:

 

[ARtraveler]

Give me her email... I'll fax it to her! :roflblack:

By the way; Kathy called ME about the story! :shocked:

Of course. Hint, hint, hint. :yes::yes::yes:

 

[Yazz]

Dibbs!!!

As an accessory, I'll need three strapping young body guards to protect my valuable self. :dg1:

 

[Bob Denman]

Which is the accessory? :dontknow:
The rock; or the "strapping young body guards"? :shocked:
Since you've already called Dibbs on it; I'm off the hook! hyea:
:thumbup:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

My wife doesn't care for diamonds, didn't even want an engagement ring.
she prefers to torture me with the fact i didn't get her one.

 

[Bob Denman]

Buy her a real nice two-carat beauty for your next anniversary... :thumbup:
THAT'LL really tick her off! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I just thought of something... :shocked:

How could you live THIS long... and NOT know that when a woman says that she doesn't want diamonds; you'd better already have your wallet out, and on the counter!! :lecturef_smilie: :shocked:
:shemademe_smilie:

 

[Bob Denman]

Guys...
Don't forget to start shopping for Christmas, 2016!!!

http://www.shzell.com/most-expensive-diamonds/

 

[PrairieSpyder]

That's going on my Christmas list. ray:

Next on my list will be Yazz's 3 young strapping bodyguards! hyea:

 

[Bob Denman]

You're going to have to be awfully good this year!

But I don't know if Joy will share her "accessories" with you! :roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Buy her a real nice two-carat beauty for your next anniversary... :thumbup:
THAT'LL really tick her off! :roflblack:

that would actually get her very very mad at me, we would get in a big argument if i did that.
it makes her happier to nag me that i didn't get her one. :yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

But the making-up after the dust settles; is what makes fighting FUN! :2thumbs:

 

[jerpinoy]

My wife told me never buy that stone for her,:yikes: I was stunned and asked why? she whispered it take up room in my purse.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:.

 

[Yazz]

Which is the accessory? :dontknow:
The rock; or the "strapping young body guards"? :shocked:
Since you've already called Dibbs on it; I'm off the hook! hyea:
:thumbup:

The three strapping young body guards are accessories, along with matching earrings, bracelet and tiara. :dg2:

 

[Yazz]

That's going on my Christmas list. ray:

Next on my list will be Yazz's 3 young strapping bodyguards! hyea:

Both of us have very good taste! :2thumbs:

You're going to have to be awfully good this year!

But I don't know if Joy will share her "accessories" with you! :roflblack:

Oh yeah, Mae West is my hero! :bowdown:

 

[crazycanuck]

consider yourself lucky if your wife doesn't want or like diamonds :banghead: