grumpybob
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*Chicken Farmer at the Local Bar*
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and
ordered champagne.
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, "It is a special day
for me. I am celebrating"
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence." said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today,
my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years
all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized
eggs."
"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens
to become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster," he said.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and
ordered champagne.
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, "It is a special day
for me. I am celebrating"
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence." said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today,
my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years
all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized
eggs."
"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens
to become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster," he said.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
