SpyderConvert
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A chicken farmer goes to the local cafe .....
He sits next to a woman and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman says:
- "It's weird, I've just ordered a glass of Champagne!"
- "What a coincidence!" Says the breeder, who adds:
- "It's a special day for me ..... I'm celebrating it".
- "It's a special day for me too, I'm celebrating it too!" Says the woman.
- "What a coincidence!" Says the breeder!
While they clink the man asks:
- "What are you celebrating?"
- "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant!"
- "What a coincidence !" said the man:
- "I am a breeder of poultry and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they have all laid eggs fertilized".
"It's great," said the woman, "how did you make your hens fertile?
- "I used another rooster," he replies.
The woman smiles and says:
-" What a coincidence!
He sits next to a woman and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman says:
- "It's weird, I've just ordered a glass of Champagne!"
- "What a coincidence!" Says the breeder, who adds:
- "It's a special day for me ..... I'm celebrating it".
- "It's a special day for me too, I'm celebrating it too!" Says the woman.
- "What a coincidence!" Says the breeder!
While they clink the man asks:
- "What are you celebrating?"
- "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant!"
- "What a coincidence !" said the man:
- "I am a breeder of poultry and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they have all laid eggs fertilized".
"It's great," said the woman, "how did you make your hens fertile?
- "I used another rooster," he replies.
The woman smiles and says:
-" What a coincidence!
