breakfast sex

[cuznjohn]

Breakfast Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I
embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her tee shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken!

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: she knows him well..!!

 

[eagleeye299]

Funny:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Timing is.....




.....



..

...everything!!

 

[PW2013STL]

Wow a 10 second egg :yikes:

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

I'm sure that she allowed for "Multiple endeavors", to make sure that the timing was proper! :clap: :2thumbs:

 

[spydaman60]

in my day it would definitely been hard boiled, but today, i'm thinking pretty runny!:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: :clap:

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Poor guy!! But at least he's not a cowboy; they only go for 8 seconds!

 

[Bob Denman]

Poor guy!! But at least he's not a cowboy; they only go for 8 seconds!

:shocked: Then I feel sorry for the Cowgirls... :shocked:

 

[JerryB]

Hi Bob,

Just where did you get the idea she was talking about cowgirls; lotta cows out there on the range?

:yikes:

JerryBaumchen

 

[Bob Denman]

In that case; I feel like that's justice for the cows!

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Oh no!! pps: This thread started out pretty low, and it's going down hill fast! :yikes:

 

[Princeau99]

I find as I get older it's more like baseball. Three strikes and your out!

yes the thread has gone down hill

 

[Mets79ST2013]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: now I get it, she never told me why.....lol nice one

 

[ARtraveler]

I don't usually eat breakfast so that puts me out of the discussion. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:lecturef_smilie: You should never miss a meal...
... or a chance, to time a three-minute egg!

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

Stunning!!!!

I want to add a comment to this thread...but I'm still cleaning coffee of the laptop!!!!:roflblack:

 

[NZSpyderRyder]

In my day

In my day I could had made the whole family hard boiled eggs, now I'm lucky if I see eggs once a month, that's no yoke. pps: