no messing with seniors

[effgjamis]

$2.99 SPECIAL




If you are a senior you will understand this one;
if you deal with seniors,this should help you understand them
a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........
God willing, someday you will be......


The 2.99 Special


We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said.
'But I don't want the eggs..'


'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49
because you're ordering a la carte,'
the waitress warned her.


'You mean I'd have to pay for
not taking the eggs?'
my wife asked incredulously.


'YES!' stated the waitress..
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..


'How do you want your eggs?'
the waitress asked.


'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home
and baked a cake.


DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around
the block more than once!

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: I'm sure the cake was much better than runny eggs reheated...:roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

Uh huh, what he said.

 

[ARtraveler]

Very good. :thumbup:

 

[jerpinoy]

Eggs can be boiled hard,or soft, scrambled, fried over easy, sunny side up, and scratch :roflblack:I mean rub of the dirt off.:roflblack::roflblack:.

 

[bruiser]

So Forrest, how did you order your egggs?

 

[Bob Denman]

Devilled... with a side order of Sam Adams...:thumbup:

 

[bruiser]

And I bet you sleep by yourself afterwards :shemademe_smilie:

 

[Bob Denman]

No... But she sure doesn't let me forget about what I've done! :lecturef_smilie: :shocked: :roflblack: