cuznjohn
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a couple was out for a drive one night when they get pulled over by a cop, the cop asked the husband that was driving, DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER SIR, the husband said no and the wife said, YOU KNOW YOU WERE SPEEDING AND THAT IS WHY HE PULLED US OVER, and he said to the wife SHUT THE :cus: UP and she did. at that point the cop said, SIR YOU DIDN'T USE DIRECTIONAL'S EITHER, and the husband said, OFFICER YOU ARE MISTAKEN BECAUSE I ALWAYS US MY DIRECTIONAL'S, and the wife said YOU NEVER USE DIRECTIONAL'S SO WHY ARE YOU LYING, and the husband replied, I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE :cus: UP. at that point the cop looked at the wife and asked DOES HE ALWAYS TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT, and the wife said, NO SIR, HE IS A REALLY NICE PERSON, HE ONLY TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT WHEN HE HAS BEEN DRINKING...