another blonde joke

[cuznjohn]

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

you know my wife?

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[oldguyinTX]

The blonde seated in a restaurant asked for a glass of ice water with no ice. Her server asked why she would want ice water with no ice. The blonde replied, "well duh, the ice will dilute the water".

 

[Bob Denman]

So this old blind drunk staggers into a bar, and finds a stool up next to where the "beertender" is...
After a couple of drinks; he says, "Do you want to hear a funny Blonde joke?"
The lady who was tending bar answers him..."Before you say another word; I want you to know that I'm a Blonde, and I left weights... The lady sitting to your right is Blonde, and she holds a Black belt in Martial arts, our Bouncer is blonde, and weighs 225 pounds; most of it is muscle, and the two ladies sitting at the table behind you are Blonde, and are Roller Derby Champions... Do you STILL want to tell that joke?"

He thought about it for a minute...
"Well; not if I'm going to have to explain it FIVE times!"

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

So this old blind drunk staggers into a bar, and finds a stool up next to where the "beertender" is...
After a couple of drinks; he says, "Do you want to hear a funny Blonde joke?"
The lady who was tending bar answers him..."Before you say another word; I want you to know that I'm a Blonde, and I left weights... The lady sitting to your right is Blonde, and she holds a Black belt in Martial arts, our Bouncer is blonde, and weighs 225 pounds; most of it is muscle, and the two ladies sitting at the table behind you are Blonde, and are Roller Derby Champions... Do you STILL want to tell that joke?"

He thought about it for a minute...
"Well; not if I'm going to have to explain it FIVE times!"

well i'm not blonde so i want to hear it

 

[Bob Denman]

Cuzn,
I'll send you the OTHER two that can't be posted! :roflblack:

 

[Chupaca]

Really..!!!

what would we do if not for blondes..?? :roflblack: they are the butt of many jokes, but they do have the looks...nojoke

 

[mowin]

Cuzn,
I'll send you the OTHER two that can't be posted! :roflblack:

Don't leave me out.....

 

[Bob Denman]

what would we do if not for blondes..?? :roflblack: they are the butt of many jokes, but they do have the looks...nojoke

...And Rob: :2thumbs:

 

[mowin]

:roflblack: :bowdown:

 

[Bob Denman]

If you can edit the one, to make it fit for posting: :thumbup:

 

[mowin]

I'm trying.... But that past my pay grade:roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::2thumbs::2thumbs::2thumbs::2thumbs::2thumbs::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[mxz600]

Blonde Paint

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.


What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes


A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap: :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: :thumbup:

Here's only one (Of about a "Brazilian") websites dedicated to this art form...

http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/