Cruzr Joe
New member
Spyder Ryder Sam (SAMEWOK) left his home earlier this morning for a ride, he texted a message to his wife about 8:45 that he was stopping at a McDonalds for coffee and has not been heard from since.
Witnesses say that he parked under a large hickory nut tree where there were several squirrels storing nuts for the winter, Sam was mistakenly kidnapped by these squirrels and stored away somewhere, witnesses said that he put up a good fight but that there were two squirrels.
His wife asks that if you see his Spyder parked at any McDonalds to please let her know the location, because she wants the extra garage door opener in the left saddlebag and his grand daughter wants her ball cap out of the frunk, and if no one else claims it, i have first dibs on the cup holder.
Our prayers go out to the Squirrels family members.
Rumor has it that these same squirrels chased Bob D last week but he was able to outrun them.
Cruzr Joe
Witnesses say that he parked under a large hickory nut tree where there were several squirrels storing nuts for the winter, Sam was mistakenly kidnapped by these squirrels and stored away somewhere, witnesses said that he put up a good fight but that there were two squirrels.
His wife asks that if you see his Spyder parked at any McDonalds to please let her know the location, because she wants the extra garage door opener in the left saddlebag and his grand daughter wants her ball cap out of the frunk, and if no one else claims it, i have first dibs on the cup holder.
Our prayers go out to the Squirrels family members.
Rumor has it that these same squirrels chased Bob D last week but he was able to outrun them.
Cruzr Joe
pps:
I take it that you've actually seen me try to get out of my own way... Not pretty; is it? :yikes:
