Great short story Navydad. My wife and I got caught in a similar situation and we stopped for coffee and hot chocolate to warm up. It was about 2:00 AM and 35 degrees outside. The restaurant had a newspaper stand and we bought all the remaining papers and stuffed them inside our pants and jackets. A little stiff but worked like a charm.
I guess when the printed word finally disappears we will freeze to death. That is another trick that I've heard about, but never tried. Those of us who have been riding for years have heard about and tried a lot of tricks. Some worked, some didn't. When you take a minute to think about it some great strides have been made when it comes to riding gear.