PCBeachBum
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Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime
girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his
hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married
maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in
the garage.
You probably should just consider selling all your cars,
along with your gun collection.
Tom gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my
ex-wife."
"Ex wife! she screams. "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE
MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom's reply, "I wasn't."
girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his
hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married
maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in
the garage.
You probably should just consider selling all your cars,
along with your gun collection.
Tom gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my
ex-wife."
"Ex wife! she screams. "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE
MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom's reply, "I wasn't."
