Mother-in-law Joke

[SpyderConvert]

A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ”Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“My darling,” he replied, ”Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

 

[bodymanpainter]

Now that's a good one! Thanks. :yes:
Toby

 

[Bob Denman]

Question: What's the difference between In-Laws, and Outlaws?









Answer: Outlaws are wanted!

 

[ofdave]

you know there is a joke thread, right?
http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/...issing-Joke-Forum-so-I-ll-just-start-a-thread

 

[wyliec]

you know there is a joke thread, right?
http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/...issing-Joke-Forum-so-I-ll-just-start-a-thread

I don't know about others, but I never read the joke thread you are referring to. For some reason I like the individual joke threads.:dontknow:

 

[ofdave]

I don't know about others, but I never read the joke thread you are referring to. For some reason I like the individual joke threads.:dontknow:

you're missing some funny stuff

 

[Bob Denman]

:congrats:

 

[Little Blue]

Joke

I enjoyed the GOOD Humor. MY wife even like this one. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

I did not see that one coming. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: Good one.

RE: The joke thread. It has got to be pretty long by this time. Lot's and lots of jokes. I find myself checking it out once and awhile, but will admit, one of the few threads that I have NOT read from start to finish. :thumbup:

 

[Bob Denman]

Another Mother-in-Law joke...

A man was walking along the Beach with his Wife, and her Mother.
The Wife stopped to take a picture of some seagulls, so her Mom and Husband continued walking.
They both saw something shiny in the sand, and stopped to investigate it further.
As they dug in the sand, they unearthed an old oil lamp.
They both started wiping the dirt off it, to look for any identifying marks, when it emitted a cloud of smoke...

..And a Genie appeared!
The Poor Genie couldn't tell who it was that had freed him, so he gave them both one wish...

The Mother-in-Law blurts out, "Whatever you give him: I want TWICE as much!"

The Man grinned, and said:



"I want you to beat me halfway to death."