spyderider1
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Let me begin by saying, "this has nothing to do with our favorite three wheeled transportation." We live in what is called by some as "flyover country. We have good schools and hospitals, outstanding police and fire protection, and minimal crime. Here's the rub... It seems that our house is the center of the universe for lost and found. It all began in January when a lost Golden Retriever showed up with no tags or collar. The police sent a nice lady from Animal Control out to pickup the dog and hopefully find it's rightful owner. A couple of weeks later, my wife finds a roll of hundred dollar bills in our driveway! Again, the police come by to pickup the cash and hopefully return it to it's rightful owner. Last month I was mowing our lawn and found someone's wallet on the sidewalk in front of our house. No cash, but I.D. License, etc. I turned it over to the P.D. who contacted the owner. Then last night, we're watching TV and the dog goes nuts, barking her head off as she does when there's a delivery of some sort. (good watch dog
) I go the front door to find a 10 drawer Food Dehydrator on the front steps. Not in a box, not a delivery from Amazon, just the bare appliance sitting there for someone to claim! I asked the wife if she bought one, nope! I know I sure as heck didn't buy one! It looks new and in good shape but we have no idea where it came from or who it belongs to. If I weren't grounded in reality, I'd say there's a Black Hole in the Universe parked directly over our house where all things lost and found are deposited. I guess this would be the opposite of a "Porch Pirate". So, if you've lost an appliance, please come and get it! Thank you.
Karma, it's a wonderful thing, until it's not!

Karma, it's a wonderful thing, until it's not!
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