a day at the races

[cuznjohn]

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but
mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees'
to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the
teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
but I appreciate your help."

 

[vided]

pps:pps::roflblack::roflblack::clap::clap:

 

[SPYD1]

Again, funny!!!

 

[Chupaca]

Great one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: now that was funny..:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap: I wonder if this is him, while on his way to the track?

 

[grumpybob]

Hope he has a hand brake.

:clap: I wonder if this is him, while on his way to the track?

 

[Bob Denman]

I'd really like to know the rest of the story about this rider. :clap: :firstplace:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Was that tattoo

 

[bruiser]

I remember a show a few years ago where an RS was modified for a dwarf actor. I can't recall what show it was.

 

[NorCalBud]

Was It Counting Cars?

I remember a show a few years ago where an RS was modified for a dwarf actor. I can't recall what show it was.

I saw an episode of Counting Cars where they built a custom Spyder for a gentleman:

Season 2 ep2- "Size Matters", Airdate-April 9, 2013
"Featured vehicles include a three-wheeled Can-Am Spyder that needs to be modified for Danny's friend, Brian, whose 4 foot, 1 inch height has prevented him from realizing his dream of riding a motorcycle.

 

[ARtraveler]

I saw an episode of Counting Cars where they built a custom Spyder for a gentleman:

Season 2 ep2- "Size Matters", Airdate-April 9, 2013
"Featured vehicles include a three-wheeled Can-Am Spyder that needs to be modified for Danny's friend, Brian, whose 4 foot, 1 inch height has prevented him from realizing his dream of riding a motorcycle.

RE: The counting cars episode. They started with a silver SM5 and when they made the reveal it appeared to be a purple SE5 A lot of people caught this on SL. The manual was magically transformed into a Semi Auto.

After the switcheroo (without any explanation--apparently the count just worked his magic), I kind of lost interest in the program.

 

[spydaman60]

good one john!!! :yikes:

 

[bruiser]

RE: The counting cars episode. They started with a silver SM5 and when they made the reveal it appeared to be a purple SE5 A lot of people caught this on SL. The manual was magically transformed into a Semi Auto.

After the switcheroo (without any explanation--apparently the count just worked his magic), I kind of lost interest in the program.

Yep That's the one. And you're right, that was a switch.

 

[bruiser]

Sorry, I have to do this.

https://youtu.be/KdAmYT3x480