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a bit off color...Mens Weight Loss Program

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...in the pink (Girls On Spyders)
Called the company and ordered their
5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the
door and there stands before
me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss
company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me,
you can have me.'

Without a second thought, I took off
after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,
I finally gave up.

The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, I weighed myself and
am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. as
promised.

I called the company and ordered their
5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door
and there stands the most stunning, beautiful
sexy woman I have ever seen in my
life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, I'm out the door after her like a
shot. This girl is in excellent shape and
I do my best, but no such
luck. So for the next four days, the same
routine happens and I'm
gradually getting in better shape.

Much to my delight on the fifth day when
I weigh myself, I discover that I
have lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
So I decide to go for broke and
call the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative
on the phone. "This is our most rigorous
program."

"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt
this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the
door; and when I open it I find a huge
muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that
reads, "If I catch you,... you're mine."

I lost 63 pounds that week.
 
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