HAPPY ESTER JOKE

[grumpybob]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit​

jump out across the middle of the road. ​

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the​

rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
>
> The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal​

lover, pulls over and gets out to see
> what has become of the rabbit.
> Much to his dismay, the rabbit is​

the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
>
> The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
> sees a man crying on the side of the road
> and pulls over.
>
> She steps out of the car and asks the man
> what's wrong.
>
> "I feel terrible," ! he explains,
> "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car​

and KILLED HIM."
>
> The blonde says,"Don't worry." ​

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
> She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
> bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
>
> The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the​

two of them and hops off down the road.
>
> Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves​

again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> turns and waves, and repeats this again and again​

and again and again, until he hops out of sight.​

The man is astonished.
> He runs over to the woman and demands, ​

"What is in that can?
> What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
>
> The woman turns the can around
> so that the man can read the label.
> It says..
>
> (Are you ready for this?)
> (You know you're gonna be sorry) ​

(Last chance)​

> (OK, here it is)​

It says, ​

"Hair Spray
> Restores life to dead hair,
> and adds permanent wave."​

Happy Easter!! !​

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: groan...

 

[Chupaca]

Well..!!

You had me going..shaggy dog stories are like that but in person you gotta duck..!! :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

I knew we were in trouble when the blonde showed up. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[spydaman60]

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bob. what are you doing with pictures of lady gaga in your wallet? does cathy know this??:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Craniac]

Hair restorer with permanent wave.


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[Flanker]

Aaaaaggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bob Denman]

bob. what are you doing with pictures of lady gaga in your wallet? does cathy know this??:roflblack::roflblack:

This'll be our little secret...