Too Funny- Spyder 5 Mickey Fisher

[Yazz]

Remembered some more Harley comments...

Your handlebars are on the wrong end.

That back tire would do an awesome burnout!

'My ol' lady wants one of those. Glad she's not around.' Then he started in on all the usual questions.

 

[Lamonster]

Here's another one I use alot.

"Is that yours?"
"No but they left the key in it, see ya!"
":shocked:"

 

[Yazz]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[donec]

Wife's friend told me once. "a bike has two wheels, a trike has three, what you have is a monstrosity". I forgive her because I know her husband, and what she has to put up with.

Your Wife's friend????? :2thumbs:

 

[Kmort44]

what I've heard about my Spyder

I get this one a lot...

I've seen the commercials never seen one up close!!!!! Wat da cost?





Can aaaaaammmm:dontknow:

 

[ScottyB]

Tooo Funny

Micky,
You had me rolling. To funny.
This needs to be the commercial on national TV.

 

[Blue Star]

Your Wife's friend????? :2thumbs:

I get along with her, but my wife spends more time with her.

 

[pro10is]

Keep em coming!

Question for another future vid, what are some of the criticisms you've seen or heard from die-hard Harley types?

I had a great conversation with a die hard HD owner in a parking lot. He walked up to me when I was parking my RS-S. Here's just the parts I can remember:

HD; You like that thing?
Me: Love it!
HD: I'd never buy a bike that wasn't made in America.
Me: It is made in America! (I knew what he meant but technically Canada is a North American country, and I couldn't resist).
HD: Yea well I still hate 'em although I might buy one when I can't hold up my bike nomore.
Me: When would that be?
HD: Probably next year, my knees are goin' quick.
Me: What would your fellow Harley riders say if you got one?
HD: Who the :cus: cares about them! They'd bitch if their ice cream was cold.
Me: Well I always thought you guys had some sort of a camaraderie.
HD: Cama-what?
Me: You know, a bond.
HD: Hell no. Half them guys would love one of these, just wouldn't never admit it.
Me: Really?
HD: The trike boys say "Two wheels black and blue, three wheels tried and true".
Me: I never heard that one before. Want to sit on it?
HD: Hell no! Wouldn't be caught dead on that :cus: thing.
Me: But you just said...
HD: I said when my knees go! You're dumber than a bag of hammers. (Walks away).

 

[Kratos]

I had a great conversation with a die hard HD owner in a parking lot. He walked up to me when I was parking my RS-S. Here's just the parts I can remember:

HD; You like that thing?
Me: Love it!
HD: I'd never buy a bike that wasn't made in America.
Me: It is made in America! (I knew what he meant but technically Canada is a North American country, and I couldn't resist).
HD: Yea well I still hate 'em although I might buy one when I can't hold up my bike nomore.
Me: When would that be?
HD: Probably next year, my knees are goin' quick.
Me: What would your fellow Harley riders say if you got one?
HD: Who the :cus: cares about them! They'd bitch if their ice cream was cold.
Me: Well I always thought you guys had some sort of a camaraderie.
HD: Cama-what?
Me: You know, a bond.
HD: Hell no. Half them guys would love one of these, just wouldn't never admit it.
Me: Really?
HD: The trike boys say "Two wheels black and blue, three wheels tried and true".
Me: I never heard that one before. Want to sit on it?
HD: Hell no! Wouldn't be caught dead on that :cus: thing.
Me: But you just said...
HD: I said when my knees go! You're dumber than a bag of hammers. (Walks away).

I could really visualize their "Pride" in this conversation. This explains a lot and gives a new perspective when I see other bikers and their condescending attitude. By this, you can see their actions won't always match their thoughts....

Good post...

 

[bruiser]

"...fueled by other peoples' fear."
That's the one that I haven't heard! :2thumbs: :firstplace: :roflblack:

I gotta remember that one. "What kinda mileage do ya get?" Well, it depends on if I'm using 91 octane or peoples fears. :yikes: :roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

Here's another one I use alot.

"Is that yours?"
"No but they left the key in it, see ya!"
":shocked:"

Love it!!! :roflblack: :shocked:

 

[TicketBait]

Extremely amusing Mickey!:roflblack::clap:

 

[shelbydave]

THANKS FOR POSTING THIS!!!!

Lisa and I have watched this, and now jokingly, we say CAAAN-AAAM!
Well, we made a stop at a little store, Lisa stayed out while I went in, and behold there was some guy looking at the spyder when I came out. He asked "How fast does it go?" Lisa moved my helmet, and showed him the speedo, and he almost choked! Then when he was going to head inside, he looked down and what did he say? "CAAAAN-AAAAAM!" It was painful trying to keep a straight face from then on!!!

 

[Daisyjoe]

Lisa and I have watched this, and now jokingly, we say CAAAN-AAAM!
Well, we made a stop at a little store, Lisa stayed out while I went in, and behold there was some guy looking at the spyder when I came out. He asked "How fast does it go?" Lisa moved my helmet, and showed him the speedo, and he almost choked! Then when he was going to head inside, he looked down and what did he say? "CAAAAN-AAAAAM!" It was painful trying to keep a straight face from then on!!!

:roflblack::roflblack: You are stronger than me. I would have fell apart laughing thinking about Micky!

 

[MickeyFisher]

Lisa and I have watched this, and now jokingly, we say CAAAN-AAAM!
Well, we made a stop at a little store, Lisa stayed out while I went in, and behold there was some guy looking at the spyder when I came out. He asked "How fast does it go?" Lisa moved my helmet, and showed him the speedo, and he almost choked! Then when he was going to head inside, he looked down and what did he say? "CAAAAN-AAAAAM!" It was painful trying to keep a straight face from then on!!!

This made my month. :yes:

 

[MRH]

Where do they make those?

Do you need a motorcycle license?

Are those safe?

and, on occasion:

Can I sit on it?

 

[MrLooney]

CAAAAAAANNN AAAAMMMMMMMMM

Do the wheels lean when you turn?

Does it really go that fast (looking at the speedo) how fast does it go?
Reply; Hold On Fast! (6,000 RPM drop the clutch and leave 50 feet of Spyder poop).

Can you pull a wheelie?
Reply; Only a reverse wheelie

Can I ride it?
Reply; Sure, hang on to these grab bars and I'll pull you (pointing to the passenger grab bars)

 

[bullant12]

Reviving this thread because I just got a new "question"....

"Is that thing a Harley?":shocked: (And this was a guy... co-worker...)

The closest funny but non-sarcastic answer that came out from me was "I don't think Harley Davidson would put a lot of plastic in their units... so no!"