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Lew L
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Well
Three out of four ain't bad. Bill was disbarred, President Ob*** surrendered his before disbarment because of discrepancies in his paperwork. Michelle ***** also surrendered her law degree. Mrs. Clinton's law licence was suspended in 2002 and was not renewed.
NO liberal bashing--- just research without the name calling.
Lew L
PS: And why can't I write the name of the former president ????? Just get a bunch of asterisks????
Three out of four ain't bad. Bill was disbarred, President Ob*** surrendered his before disbarment because of discrepancies in his paperwork. Michelle ***** also surrendered her law degree. Mrs. Clinton's law licence was suspended in 2002 and was not renewed.
NO liberal bashing--- just research without the name calling.
Lew L
PS: And why can't I write the name of the former president ????? Just get a bunch of asterisks????
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Bob Denman
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:shocked: Maybe it's considered a cuss-word? :dontknow:
And for all of the Liberals who didn't like the picture: :joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke::joke: I thought that it was just an ironic statement to see...
But none of them are still practicing law: are they? :dontknow:
Not that it matters...
mowin
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You proved that...
Bob Denman
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By the way: Do Lawyers ever quit "practicing", and actually get it right? :dontknow:
Lew L
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Are doctors still " practicing " medicine???? I know a doctor who says most diseases are caused by Lyme's disease and he can also cure cancer. I practice welding once in a while ( when its not freezing in the shop ) but that's because I want to.
Lew L
Bob Denman
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:shocked: After you take care of that one: I've got FOUR more of the little buggers living next to ME! :gaah:
SteveLaoyster
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Bob Denman
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Poor President Trump... :gaah:
Bob Denman
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:shocked: Yup... :banghead:
SpyderConvert
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On Fridays I Fish
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
SpyderConvert
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$10,000 Phone Call
May be an oldie, but here goes.....
A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the country.
So, he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day, he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call."
The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The man thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the man.
He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The man, upon leaving New York decided to travel to see if western states had the same phone. He arrived in Texas, and, again, in the first church he entered,
there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call."
The man was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches.
I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the east and south the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Texas now, son, it's a local call."
May be an oldie, but here goes.....
A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the country.
So, he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day, he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call."
The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The man thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the man.
He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The man, upon leaving New York decided to travel to see if western states had the same phone. He arrived in Texas, and, again, in the first church he entered,
there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call."
The man was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches.
I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the east and south the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Texas now, son, it's a local call."
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