Mileage Problem, can't get past 30,000. Can you help?

[Cruzr Joe]

Dont be jealous, plus its really Washington and Colorado that have the thin air, and the thick air lol

i can see you wanting to drop 30k on that USB port Joe lol, get me one too while you are there. As for color changes you must have already had every color already, unless you want to get all colors at one time now, like a rainbow spyder

That new brake reservoir is a big draw!!! They should use that in their commercials. :roflblack:

I am not feeling the LOVE here. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

That's okay, Joe;
You can always get even, by riding by on your Brand-Spankin'-New 2016 RT Limited! :2thumbs:

 

[latony007]

I am not feeling the LOVE here. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Cruzr Joe

Well i am sure you get plenty of LOVE from that dealer after all those spyders! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

He does! :thumbup:
Len sends Vanessa down to Joe's house to help with the yard chores... :roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Dont be jealous, plus its really Washington and Colorado that have the thin air, and the thick air lol

i can see you wanting to drop 30k on that USB port Joe lol, get me one too while you are there. As for color changes you must have already had every color already, unless you want to get all colors at one time now, like a rainbow spyder

And, they even had one of those in a RSS model. Most of us referred to that version as the one with "clown" colors. I think its gone from the line up now. :yes:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

He does! :thumbup:
Len sends Vanessa down to Joe's house to help with the yard chores... :roflblack:

More like Vanessa sends Len down to help with the chores. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:, but i like your version better.

Cruzr Joe

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Vanessa's probably getting granite counter-tops, too, from all that business you give them, Joe! nojoke

 

[Cruzr Joe]

Vanessa's probably getting granite counter-tops, too, from all that business you give them, Joe! nojoke

I thought we were not going to mention them again :yikes::yikes:

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

Not yours: theirs! :thumbup:

 

[robmorg]

Farkle More

Joe,

We've talked about this before… Your real problem is that you do not farkle enough. You need to sink about four or five grand into that 2015 RTL. Custom paint, custom lights everywhere, a custom vibrating seat with articulating backrest, whatever... Mod the heck out of that baby, so it won't be such a good deal to trade up. Then you'll get that other 15,000 miles on it. :2thumbs:

 

[ThreeWheels]

I have the perfect solution for you.
Keep your Spyder for one additional year. That way you'll have an additional 365 days of riding to get to the 30,000 mile mark.
Now, as an engineer, I understand the law of unintended consequences. By not trading in your Spyder, you create a cash flow problem.
You'll have too much money and won't know what to do with it.
Here is the brilliance of my solution.
If you send ME all the cash you would have spent on your new Spyder, then you'll have the same satisfaction of spending your money, yet you'll still keep your same Spyder and can work on your mileage issue.

Do we have a deal ?
I'm only looking out for what's best for you my friend........................................

 

[ARtraveler]

I have the perfect solution for you.
Keep your Spyder for one additional year. That way you'll have an additional 365 days of riding to get to the 30,000 mile mark.
Now, as an engineer, I understand the law of unintended consequences. By not trading in your Spyder, you create a cash flow problem.
You'll have too much money and won't know what to do with it.
Here is the brilliance of my solution.
If you send ME all the cash you would have spent on your new Spyder, then you'll have the same satisfaction of spending your money, yet you'll still keep your same Spyder and can work on your mileage issue.

Do we have a deal ?
I'm only looking out for what's best for you my friend........................................

Good idea. You beat me to the punch this time. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

I have the perfect solution for you.
Keep your Spyder for one additional year. That way you'll have an additional 365 days of riding to get to the 30,000 mile mark.
Now, as an engineer, I understand the law of unintended consequences. By not trading in your Spyder, you create a cash flow problem.
You'll have too much money and won't know what to do with it.
Here is the brilliance of my solution.
If you send ME all the cash you would have spent on your new Spyder, then you'll have the same satisfaction of spending your money, yet you'll still keep your same Spyder and can work on your mileage issue.

Do we have a deal ?
I'm only looking out for what's best for you my friend........................................

Are you related to my rich uncle in Benghazi that passed away and left me a fortune in his will?? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

Joe,

We've talked about this before… Your real problem is that you do not farkle enough. You need to sink about four or five grand into that 2015 RTL. Custom paint, custom lights everywhere, a custom vibrating seat with articulating backrest, whatever... Mod the heck out of that baby, so it won't be such a good deal to trade up. Then you'll get that other 15,000 miles on it. :2thumbs:

:shocked: I think that Rob might be onto something here...

 

[Cruzr Joe]

:shocked: I think that Rob might be onto something here...

Have either of you seen my MOD LIST on the bottom of my post??? can't hardly fit any more mods on here.

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

:2thumbs: It's not a bad start... :clap:


...For a start; of course!!

 

[Copperman]

Have either of you seen my MOD LIST on the bottom of my post??? can't hardly fit any more mods on here.

Cruzr Joe

Hmm... I don't see anything that's gold plated. :roflblack:

Just say'n.

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: Gold Plating would look VERY nice on that color bike; Joe! :clap: :2thumbs:

 

[MisterP]

OK, so here's my problem.

bought a 2012 RTL managed to get up to 14,000 miles. (Traded it at PitBull for a 13 model)

...snip...

Cruzr Joe

i think your problem is too much disposable income!

 

[Cruzr Joe]

Hmm... I don't see anything that's gold plated. :roflblack:

Just say'n.

:agree: Gold Plating would look VERY nice on that color bike; Joe! :clap: :2thumbs:

i think your problem is too much disposable income!

Three Comedians In A Row.

there must be a joke in there somehow.