FDA just approved a new pill

[cuznjohn]

for people on forums that can't take a joke, or are easily offended by member posts...... remember this is a joke,,, for the people that don't have the pills yet

 

[Bob Denman]

But nobody will ever admit to needing them... :shocked:

 

[Fatcycledaddy]

Got that right!

:clap::clap::clap:Wish they were real!!!
I am so tired of hearing, reading, and seeing, "I am offended"!
If it offends you, don't read it, don't watch it, don't listen to it, and don't repeat it, and then you wont have anything to complain about!:banghead:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Oh great... :gaah:

Now; I'm offended by YOUR post!! :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Fatcycledaddy]

:shocked: Oh great... :gaah:

Now; I'm offended by YOUR post!! :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Here, take one of these.

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[mowin]

If someone takes 4, will they have two sets? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:...

 

[Bob Denman]

No... but they'll be REALLY impressive!! :thumbup:

 

[cuznjohn]

If someone takes 4, will they have two sets? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:...

reminds me of the old baseball joke.....

40 year old guy takes his 80 year old mother to a baseball game., every time someone on the opposing team was struck out, the fans would cheer. but when someone got a hit, people would stand and scream, RUN!! RUN!! RUN!!. the mother asked her son why was everyone cheering AND YELLING RUN. the son explained to her that he was struck out by our teams pitcher, it was a good thing, and if the player got a hit, they would yell run to get the player to first base. she said OH, and continued to watch the game.

one of the home teams players came up to bat,, first pitch was a ball, second pitch was a ball, third pitch was a ball, and with the last pitch, the player got a walk. as the player tossed his bat and started to trot towards first base, the old lady jumped up and started to yell RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!. the son told her to sit down, and told her that he had 4 balls, at that point the old lady stood again and yelled WALK PROUD SON,,,, WALK PROUD!

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: :firstplace: :2thumbs:

Which reminds me of a joke...

A Scotsman has spent his afternoon in the local pub, and had a bit too much cheer...
On the way home; he decides that he needs to lie down for a nap.
So he's lying in the ditch pps:, when a couple of schoolgirls are passing by...
Seeing his kilt; they start discussing what a Scotsman wears underneath it.
Once their curiosity got the best of them; they lift the bottom of the kilt up, and this Scotsman is there in all of his glory! :clap:

Unable to resist a prank; one takes a blue ribbon from her ponytail, and ties it around his scrotum. :shocked:
Hours Later...
Upon waking; the Scotsman feels the need to answer the call of Nature
As he lifts the Kilt, he can't help but see the ribbon.
He thinks to himself;
"Aye Laddies; I don't know where you went without me, but at least you won first prize!" :2thumbs:

 

[Chupaca]

Cute.....

Gonna run to the local CVS and see if they are in yet. Need to gift wrap a few boxes to mail out....:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Look where politically correct got our government, bunch of candy ass wimps afraid to do their job because they
will lose their job.

 

[Bob Denman]

Gonna run to the local CVS and see if they are in yet. Need to gift wrap a few boxes to mail out....:roflblack::roflblack:

Walgreens doesn't have them yet... :gaah:

 

[ARtraveler]

Took two this AM. Will see what happens. Got them from Dewey, Cheatem & Howe internet pharmacy. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: You know my Lawyers?!?
I didn't know that they had branched out into a line of pharmaceuticals... :thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

Like Kevin O'Leary would say. You have to follow the "money." :roflblack: I am hoping that they are not using shredded paper as filler in the pills. But now that I think of it...they do have that cellulose kind of taste.

 

[bmccaffrey]

Hope they approve the ******* pill next.

Between the 2 the world will be better

Ohhhhhh excuse me your offended.
1 more pill :roflblack:

 

[M109Dreamer]

Do they work longer than 4 hours? If not, will need to remind the offended to take more...[emoji23]

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[Bob Denman]

I don't know if they last LONGER than four hours. :dontknow:
But if I could even end up with a three-hour, fifty-five minute erection with them: :yes::yes::yes: