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[Cruzr Joe]

It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia......hyea:

Quit calling me Marcia :lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie: :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Anonymous

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Mazo EMS2]

I knew someone would post it.....LOL:bowdown:

 

[PistonBlown]

As Geoff (OJ UK) has pointed out before, even though we speak the same language there are still a lot of cultural differences which sometimes confuse.

Or to translate for New Zealanders "Yeah, na - that sintince is mean munted bro"

 

[Big Arm]

It sure don't take very long around here for a post to head south anymore. :banghead:

 

[Highwayman2013]

I like this one

 

[JerryB]

Hi Joe,

Re: Please read your post before . . .

^^^^^ PERFECT.

To the best of my knowledge I have never posted on here without first doing a 'Preview Post'; and I hope I never do.

I think the vast majority of us are wanting to help/assist almost anyone. But, when you cannot write something for us to understand; well, sort of cannot do it.

I will make/allow every excuse necessary for those of you in a foreign country; BTDT.

Joe, thanks for posting this,

Jerry Baumchen

PS) Now I suppose my post after the next will be completely not-understandable. :shocked:

 

[Professor]

Somebody had to say it and you did a masterful job. Thanks Joe.

 

[Bfromla]

This was posted earlier this year, I kept a copy ::2thumbs:
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Proofreading is a dying art.

After reading these I agree, A Dying Art.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter.
This one I caught in the S. G V. Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.

It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.



I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
Now that's taking things a bit far.



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
What a guy.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death.


Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION.

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
See if that works any better than a fair trial.


War Dims Hope for Peace.
I can see where it might have that effect.

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
Ya think.
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
They may be on to something.


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges .
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.
He probably IS the battery charge.


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
Weren't they fat enough?!


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
Chainsaw Massacre all over again.


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
Boy, are they tall.


And the winner is.
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

Did I read that right?​

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(Another funny)​

• "Ah, so you're the reason we have warning labels on everything."
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[MisterP]

 

[Deer Slayer]

[QUOTECuzr Joe;1072608]Please read your post before you hit "SUBMIT NEW THREAD" or "SEND" or "SAVE"

It will help you get the information you seek, if other folks can understand what information you need.

Be sure to tell us what model and year Spyder you are asking for information about (or put that info in your signature so we can see it).

Be as specific as you can on the nature of your problem.

Use the spell checker that is built into this system.

If you proof read your post prior to sending it, and it makes no sense to you, it will probably not make any sense to us.

This is not meant to be sarcastic to anyone, it is meant to help you get the proper information that you seek.

If you are just making a joke, (we need occasional jokes to help us get by), be sure that we know it is a joke by using emoticons or some other form of conveying that to us.

Merry Christmas to all. (Going to get a Snickers Bar :roflblack

Cruzr Joe[/QUOTE]
Murry Christmas Joe!

 

[MisterP]

Punctuation and spacing is also important!

 

[Cruzr Joe]

I love it when some folks talk about their "break petal".

if you don't understand this, you might be the person. Here's your sign.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

It sure don't take very long around here for a post to head south anymore. :banghead:

This thread started down south (Arkansas)

Cruzr Joe

 

[billybovine]

I love it when some folks talk about their "break petal".

if you don't understand this, you might be the person. Here's your sign.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Cruzr Joe

When folks talk about the break in their pedal. They seem to never tell us which pedal their talking about?

 

[Mick N]

What say we give someone a brake on this break issue?

 

[Cruzr Joe]

What say we give someone a brake on this break issue?

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:, You are no help.

Cruzr Joe

 

[robmorg]

It sure don't take very long around here for a post to head south anymore. :banghead:

Not sure it started out otherwise. I'm guessing Joe was only half serious when he started it.

 

[cptjam]

Drunken surfing

Much like drunk dialing, except permanent, beware of the things you post after an adult beverage, or two. Just a reminder........