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Your state joke

Bfromla

Bfromla

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Having lil fun with buds , we came up with few jokes. (Louisiana...we dont have potholes ,they are pre-graves for roadkill:clap:. (Louisiana ,where gravy & chili are considered condiments:bbq:
(When NASA sends people into space. Who do the astronauts call? HOUSTON TX!:ohyea: .
(Heard the saying "Drive yourself crazy"? Well rednecks get there in 4WHEEL DRIVE!:cheers::yes::firstplace: & for the gun nuts , (When you use cell phone it will auto dial 1 before area code...so if u call 911 its really dialing1911
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;) hope these get some laughs & know yall have some to share as well. Enjoy
 

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Funny...!!

Too many for this state..:roflblack: sadly most are true, taking the funny out of it..!! :roflblack: after all where are all the blondes...??
 
Kansas will be a dry state as long as the farmers can stagger to the polls.

Why is the wind so strong in Kansas? Because Missouri sucks! [Now I'm going to get it! :yikes:]
 
Wisconsin: If ya don't like the weather, stick around for 10 minutes.....
And of course: Our current Governor "Scooter"Walker.....:banghead:
 
You Know You're In Alaska When...

. . .when it warms up to -35 degrees(Fahrenheit) and you go out in your shirt sleeves to wash you car.

. . .when you drive for a mile on square tires on a -65 morning before they eventually become normal.

. . .when you have to put your sun visor down at 3:00 a.m.

. . .all of your relatives refer to you as that crazy person that lives up there.

. . .your kids think that you have to get on a airplane to go on vacation.

. . .freezing, 32 degrees(Fahrenheit), is warm enough to wash your car.

. . .you only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.

. . .you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.

. . .the mosquitoes have landing lights.

. . .you have more miles on you snowblower than your car.

. . .you have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.

. . .you've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

. . .driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.

. . .you think sexy lingerie is fleece socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.

. . .you owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

. . .at least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

. . .the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

. . .your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

. . .you think the start of moose season is a national holiday.

. . .you frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
 
PrairieSpyder said:
Kansas will be a dry state as long as the farmers can stagger to the polls.

Why is the wind so strong in Kansas? Because Missouri sucks! [Now I'm going to get it! :yikes:]
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Stop that.:lecturef_smilie: And here I was going to ride over into your state Tuesday for a three day ride just to help your economy. Have you been to the Kansas Motorcycle Museum?
By the way, we moved to Missouri because everyone knows that Iowa stands for "idiots out walking around". Now I've done it.:yikes:
At one time Iowa offered up the lower two tiers of counties to Missouri, to raise the average IQ of each state by 20 points.:dontknow:
 
Utah the Great state of Confusion.

Where they don't prosecute polygamy.

Yes I am LDS, well sort of kind of, not active.
 
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