An elderly grandfather was sitting out on his in-law's front porch, rocking in his chair and smoking his pipe.
Suddenly, his two little grandchildren come running out of the house. His grandson shouts "Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a sound like a frog!" His little granddaughter chimes in: "Yes, Grandpa! Please, please, sound like a frog!"
Grandpa pulls his pipe out of his mouth, thoroughly puzzled. "Well, darlings, I can make a sound like a frog...but...why?"
His bright-eyed granddaughter smiles, saying "We heard Mommy and Daddy talking in the house...and they said...when you croak, then we can go visit Disneyland!"
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Suddenly, his two little grandchildren come running out of the house. His grandson shouts "Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a sound like a frog!" His little granddaughter chimes in: "Yes, Grandpa! Please, please, sound like a frog!"
Grandpa pulls his pipe out of his mouth, thoroughly puzzled. "Well, darlings, I can make a sound like a frog...but...why?"
His bright-eyed granddaughter smiles, saying "We heard Mommy and Daddy talking in the house...and they said...when you croak, then we can go visit Disneyland!"
