Fifteen of the best: from Yogi Berra! :roflblack:
'Yogisms'
attributed to the catcher:
1. "So I'm ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face."
2. "We made too many wrong mistakes."
3. "You can observe a lot just by watching."
4. "If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him."
5. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
6. "It ain’t over ’til it’s over."
7. "I didn’t really say everything I said."
8. "The future ain’t what it used to be."
9. "Pair up in threes."
10. "If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be."
11. "It’s deja vu all over again."
12. "I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."
13. "In baseball, you don't know nothing."
14. "90 percent of this game is half mental."
15. "It gets late early out here."