IdahoMtnSpyder
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Peter has a visit with his doctor and asks him, "Doc, my wife's hearing is getting bad. What can I do to get an idea just how bad it is?"
"Well, sometime when she's doing something with her back turned toward you stand back about 15 feet and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer move up closer and ask again. If she doesn't answer move closer and ask again. That'll give you an idea just how bad it is."
A few days later she's standing at the stove cooking. He gets behind her and asks, "Dear what's for supper?" No answer so he move closer and asks again. Still no answer, so he moves closer and asks again.
She turns around and in an irritated tone says, "For the third damn time, MEAT LOAF!"
"Well, sometime when she's doing something with her back turned toward you stand back about 15 feet and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer move up closer and ask again. If she doesn't answer move closer and ask again. That'll give you an idea just how bad it is."
A few days later she's standing at the stove cooking. He gets behind her and asks, "Dear what's for supper?" No answer so he move closer and asks again. Still no answer, so he moves closer and asks again.
She turns around and in an irritated tone says, "For the third damn time, MEAT LOAF!"
