Why do woman live longer than men

[Trickie Dick]

What can I say; this says it all!

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[Blue Star]

What can I say; this says it all!

Does not say anything, unless I can't open it.

 

[Adirondack Mik]

Did the boss edit this? I can't read it either. Are you already dead:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[boborgera]

Makes sense to me, The page is blank, Like the look men give to Women while being yelled at, And,
Just before she shoots him.

 

[MarkLawson]

Do you know why husbands normally die before their wives?






Because they WANT to! :roflblack:

 

[vrodrjs]

Do you know why divorces are so expensive?




Because they are worth it.


Disclaimer in case my wife reads this:
This it is just a joke I heard and in no way reflects my actual thoughts or opinions on the subject.

 

[Bob Denman]

Disclaimer in case my wife reads this:
This it is just a joke I heard and in no way reflects my actual thoughts or opinions on the subject.

Very nice save!! :clap:

 

[Buttsy]

Do you know why divorces are so expensive?

Because they are worth it.

Disclaimer in case my wife reads this:
This it is just a joke I heard and in no way reflects my actual thoughts or opinions on the subject.

:roflblack: :roflblack: :roflblack:

 

[bruisersbaby]

What? No post from Bruiser??? I am surprised that he did not respond to this. Of course, being a smart man, maybe this is why he has remained silent on the issue - or the duct tape on his mouth and hands may have something to do with it!! :yikes:

 

[bruiser]

mmmphh mmmmph

 

[hrbeta]

Testosterone gets us in trouble


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[Bob Denman]

mmmphh mmmmph

Don't worry; Big Guy! If we don't see you breaking free soon, we'll organize a rescue party! :thumbup:

 

[bullant12]

mmmphh mmmmph

Need someone to pull it from your mouth?:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

Please release me let me go.... Lost half a moustache and most of the nose hairs (that makes my eyes water).

 

[Adirondack Mik]

Your lucky that's the only place she stuck the tape:wrong:

 

[Bob Denman]

Why'd you have to tell us THAT?? Now my eyes are watering too!! :shocked:

Which reminds me of a joke...

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered!
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ... "Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!"

 

[Adirondack Mik]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: Never heard that one, it was good. Bruiser you don't have a barn do you?

 

[bruisersbaby]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: Never heard that one, it was good. Bruiser you don't have a barn do you?

No, but he does have a workshop!! :yikes:
:yikes::roflblack:
:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes: :yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes: :roflblack: :thumbup:
So has he removed and hidden the handle from the vise yet? :shocked:

 

[Trickie Dick]

Another try.

Does not say anything, unless I can't open it.

Sorry, I just couldn't get the pictures to post. Here's a link. http://fun-tainment.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-do-women-live-longer-than-menmust.html