This reminds me of a joke...
(Actually; SEVERAL jokes!)
The CIA is holding an open recruitment day, and they gradually narrow the field of candidates down to just two people: Both are FBI Officers, and one of them is a woman.
For the final test, the Male candidate is handed a pistol, and told to kill the person in the next room...
As he opens the door, he sees his Wife sitting there.
He closes the door, and hands the pistol back to the person testing him; saying,
"I cannot kill the love of my life for anyone, or anything. I decline to participate in this."
Next; the female candidate is brought in, and handed the gun. She is also given the same instructions.
She bolts through the door, and it slams behind her!
There's a lot of yelling, crashing about, and sounds of a fierce struggle.
After two minutes, she emerges...
"Which one of you dirty S.O.B.s loaded this thing with BLANKS?", she hollers.
""I had to beat that dirty :cus: to death, with the chair!" :yikes: