When I die

[2Paw]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a woman say "Oh my God, it's huge"

 

[vided]

remember, you can park a smart car ANYWHERE :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[wyliec]

remember, you can park a smart car ANYWHERE :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

And, most of the time, it's not even noticed.

 

[vided]

never mind :roflblack::roflblack::yikes:

 

[cuznjohn]

the only way i know to get a woman to say OMG and moan, is to buy them a great steak

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack: :clap: :thumbup:

 

[Lew L]

No smart car

remember, you can park a smart car ANYWHERE :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

My dog ( Kaos ) is bigger than a smart car.

 

[Bob Denman]

But is he smarter, than one of them?

 

[Lew L]

"When I die------"

"When I die-- I wanna' go to Texas" "

Tanya Tucker






Kaos

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[mxz600]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a woman say "Oh my God, it's huge"

I had that happen to me a few years back. I was walking towards this beautiful woman when I noticed her eyes move down to my belt line as she uttered those exact words. Unfortunately she was talking about my stomach.

 

[ARtraveler]

Big can be beautiful. Thaaa Thaaaaa That's All Folks. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ThreeWheels]

When I die, I want them to name a rest stop after me on the NJ Turnpike.