Pandy
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Just tell them that you took the shirt off of a dead body about a miles back... :shocked:
Yours got torn in the Prison escape! :roflblack:
Sometimes when I'm in my AT&T uniform whilst conducting other business, someone will ask if I work for AT&T. The answers vary from "No, but there's a naked guy out back who does." Or, "No, I work for the telephone company."