what is a farkle?

[spydermyke990]

It's also associated with a disease known as Farkleitis...it strikes slowly and insidiously, first by attacking certain areas of the brain and central nervous system whenever the afflicted person is reading any print, electronic, or visual media containing an advertisement displaying any and all forms of vehicular related accessories, parts, riding gear, etc. It also hits when approaching any dealership, repair/accessory retailer, or other related business. symptoms may include giddiness, excessive drooling, bulging eyes, and excitability, as well as a sudden urge to whip out the pocketbook and add large amounts to credit card balances or emptying said pocketbook of cash. It is not yet known if this disease is contagious, however, it may be triggered when encountering vehicular events and noticing that others vehicles may have excessive farkles mounted on or in them, causing jealousy in the afflicted. Other side effects may include a dangerously angered spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc in response to the victim spending excessive amounts of moolah on farkles.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[pacog1943]

This is funny and a great read....!

It's also associated with a disease known as Farkleitis...it strikes slowly and insidiously, first by attacking certain areas of the brain and central nervous system whenever the afflicted person is reading any print, electronic, or visual media containing an advertisement displaying any and all forms of vehicular related accessories, parts, riding gear, etc. It also hits when approaching any dealership, repair/accessory retailer, or other related business. symptoms may include giddiness, excessive drooling, bulging eyes, and excitability, as well as a sudden urge to whip out the pocketbook and add large amounts to credit card balances or emptying said pocketbook of cash. It is not yet known if this disease is contagious, however, it may be triggered when encountering vehicular events and noticing that others vehicles may have excessive farkles mounted on or in them, causing jealousy in the afflicted. Other side effects may include a dangerously angered spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc in response to the victim spending excessive amounts of moolah on farkles.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

I have truly enjoyed this thread. Lots of fun to laugh at ourselves. Ryde safely, and enjoy your farkling. Paco

 

[juliantrost]

It's also associated with a disease known as Farkleitis...it strikes slowly and insidiously, first by attacking certain areas of the brain and central nervous system whenever the afflicted person is reading any print, electronic, or visual media containing an advertisement displaying any and all forms of vehicular related accessories, parts, riding gear, etc. It also hits when approaching any dealership, repair/accessory retailer, or other related business. symptoms may include giddiness, excessive drooling, bulging eyes, and excitability, as well as a sudden urge to whip out the pocketbook and add large amounts to credit card balances or emptying said pocketbook of cash. It is not yet known if this disease is contagious, however, it may be triggered when encountering vehicular events and noticing that others vehicles may have excessive farkles mounted on or in them, causing jealousy in the afflicted. Other side effects may include a dangerously angered spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc in response to the victim spending excessive amounts of moolah on farkles.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

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[kepople]

Farkle aint a word, not neither...

 

[Bob Denman]

Julian,
It would just be easier to move to a colder climate... :shocked:
The only two known cures for Farkleosis are:
Bankruptcy
Death at the hands of an enraged spouse
:shocked:

 

[kinggeek]

FARKLE: Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive

 

[wyliec]

FARKLE: Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive

Although I don't use the word, that's excellent. Nice job.:thumbup:

 

[Bob Denman]

FARKLE: Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive

 

[ARCTIC]

The term "Farkle" came about in the late 1880's when John Farkell put a hat on his Donky. He accomplished this by cutting ear holes and placing a silk ribbon on the brim. This started a trend among other Westerners to dress up the Donky's first following John Farkell's lead and then improvising by adding other slightly functional appurtenances to the said Donky's. thus a tradition was started that continues to this day with the term shortened to Farkle. So if you feel the need to dress up your A$$ with a lots of semi-functional ribbons and bows you are Farkleizing your ride. Source, The BK Encyclopedia of Motorcycle Knowledge, copyright 2012

:roflblack: That's PERFECT. Farkeling the street donkey:roflblack:

 

[kinggeek]

Although I don't use the word, that's excellent. Nice job.:thumbup:

I can't take credit for it saw it somewhere here.

 

[DR Buck]

OK, now that we know the definition and where the word came from, could someone recommend how can I stop "farkling" my Spyder. I just bought a 2nd Spyder, haven't registered it yet, but already bought $300 worth of farkles. My wife is going to make me sleep in the garage if this continues the way it is going and it is getting hot in NJ and I do not like heat. Please help...:banghead:

You're screwed! It's a terminal disease. There is no known cure. You will be destined to do it until the end comes.

 

[Bob Denman]

Julian,
It would just be easier to move to a colder climate... :shocked:
The only two known cures for Farkleosis are:
Bankruptcy
Death at the hands of an enraged spouse
:shocked:

There are cures... But they're far worse than the condition! :yikes:

 

[donec]

OK, now that we know the definition and where the word came from, could someone recommend how can I stop "farkling" my Spyder. I just bought a 2nd Spyder, haven't registered it yet, but already bought $300 worth of farkles. My wife is going to make me sleep in the garage if this continues the way it is going and it is getting hot in NJ and I do not like heat. Please help...:banghead:

Looks like you have 4 choices.

1. Get rid of the wife. :lecturef_smilie:
2. Get rid of the spyder. :lecturef_smilie:
3. Sleep in the garage. :lecturef_smilie:
4. Spend more on your wife. :shemademe_smilie:

 

[Bob Denman]

You probably shouldn't get rid of your Wife...
Most of us truly do need that one voice of reason amidst all of the confusion that we cause! :roflblack:

 

[spydercowboy]

Farkels are fine but you really have to watch out for sharts!!!:roflblack:

 

[Ga Blue Knight]

Farkle aint a word, not neither...

That's because it's a name. See post #19