WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOE'S.....

[boborgera]

A real Woman is a mans best friend she will never stand him up, And never let him down, She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day....

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, To live with out fear and forget regrets....

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room, And make him confident, sexy, seductive, And invincible......

''NO'' Wait, ''Sorry'',

I was thinking of Beer, That's what beer doe's....

Never mind...........

 

[IGETAROUND]

Good one:yes::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::clap:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

imported or domestic..?? :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

But women are there to remind us when we've had too much beer! :shocked: :gaah:

 

[donec]

imported or domestic..?? :roflblack::roflblack:

Does it really matter?:cheers:

 

[Bob Ledford]

beer and women

Drink enough beer and that coyote sitting at the bar with flies circling her head will make her look good enough to take home or to a motel. Then in the morning you will chew your arm off to keep from waking her up. Then you can make your escape...

 

[boborgera]

Drink enough beer and that coyote sitting at the bar with flies circling her head will make her look good enough to take home or to a motel. Then in the morning you will chew your arm off to keep from waking her up. Then you can make your escape...

Is that why they call you Lefty?:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Drink enough beer and that coyote sitting at the bar with flies circling her head will make her look good enough to take home or to a motel. Then in the morning you will chew your arm off to keep from waking her up. Then you can make your escape...

Bob, I'm a little bit concerned for you... :shocked: There was just enough detail in your story, that I fear you've got way more to tell us!

 

[ARtraveler]

opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:

 

[spydaman60]

imported or domestic..?? :roflblack::roflblack:

scotch does the same thing when you can't find a beer, and it does it a lot quicker!:roflblack:

 

[fyrertuck]

:yikes:

 

[beanoil]

Drink enough beer and that coyote sitting at the bar with flies circling her head will make her look good enough to take home or to a motel. Then in the morning you will chew your arm off to keep from waking her up. Then you can make your escape...

Scary... hope you don't have to chew the other arm off because you know she's gonna come lookin' for a one armed man....

 

[arris]

What a woman wants

When God made the world, he said that a man can find a good woman in anyone of the four corners of the earth. Then he turned around and made the earth round A real Woman is a mans best friend she will never stand him up, And never let him down, She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day....

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, To live with out fear and forget regrets....

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room, And make him confident, sexy, seductive, And invincible......

''NO'' Wait, ''Sorry'',

I was thinking of Beer, That's what beer doe's....

Never mind...........[/QUOTE]

 

[Flanker]

Drink enough beer and that coyote sitting at the bar with flies circling her head will make her look good enough to take home or to a motel. Then in the morning you will chew your arm off to keep from waking her up. Then you can make your escape...

You sir, are a BAD MAN! :joke:

 

[Bob Denman]