WELL I THINK I AM IN TROUBLE......AGAIN

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

first i forgot my wife's birthday last month, i went through a little hell for that but i'm used to it.
now my birthday is next month but i have complained about riding when it is hot out and i told my wife about those cooling
liners that they make. Well she goes and orders it for me from revzilla a place i have ordered many things from. Now it came in
and she calls me to surprise me that she is giving me my birthday present this week even though my b-day isn't until the end of sept.
So this sunday we are going for a ride to nyc to see the nudie cuties in times square.
Now here is part of the problem, last year she gets me a photo cake with an rts on it and she gets me a really really nice set
of winter gloves.
Should i kill myself now since my life will be over when i tell her the cooling vest works really well but i did tell her if it works
i am getting her one.
Someone help me out of this hole.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Find yourself a hole...
Crawl into it...
and then pull the hole in on top of you! :yikes:

 

[Mcubed45]

I suggest

Jewelry. The more expensive the better. My wife ended up with a very nice diamond ring when I got my new Spyder back when.

 

[Bob Denman]

Jewelry does help... :thumbup:

If you go missing; should we call the Cops on her? :dontknow:

 

[Frank G]

Get her a cooling vest NOW, have it overnighted and give her a belated Birthday Party tomorrow so she can have it on the trip to NYC. If you do not do something for her soon you will never get out of the hole you are digging yourself into. :yikes:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Get her a cooling vest NOW, have it overnighted and give her a belated Birthday Party tomorrow so she can have it on the trip to NYC. If you do not do something for her soon you will never get out of the hole you are digging yourself into. :yikes:

See the problem is she doesn't want stuff so until i tell her the vest is really good i can't get it for her, as for jewelry she's not into it, she
prefers to hold it over me while dancing on my grave. i told her i would buy her a drone but for some reason she thinks i would be using it
not her. :banghead:

 

[ARtraveler]

:bbq::bbq::bbq::bbq::bbq::bbq::bbq::bbq::bbq:


Isn't married life a hoot? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Get her a "Spa Day" somewhere... at least you'll have the day to yourself! :thumbup:

 

[Frank G]

Yep, just like mine, been fighting it for the last 43 years, I just get her stuff anyways, it keeps her from picking on me tell I screw up again.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[nslowmotion]

Stuff

Dude, this is a hard one, i dont know how you are gonna deal with this one, i just hope it dont end in divorce:banghead:

 

[cuznjohn]

this is why it is nice to be single sometimes

 

[Bob Denman]

Yep, just like mine, been fighting it for the last 43 years, I just get her stuff anyways, it keeps her from picking on me tell I screw up again.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Approaching 32 years of wedded..........bliss... :shocked:
We have reached the "Mexican Standoff" part of our marriage: Nobody wants to draw, for fear of what the counterfire is going to be like! :yikes:

 

[JayBros]

So this sunday we are going for a ride to nyc to see the nudie cuties in times square.

My son was there last month, said they were a bunch of weird looking dogs!

 

[Bob Denman]

My son was there last month, said they were a bunch of weird looking dogs!

:shocked:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Approaching 32 years of wedded..........bliss... :shocked:
We have reached the "Mexican Standoff" part of our marriage: Nobody wants to draw, for fear of what the counterfire is going to be like! :yikes:

I'm finishing off year 10 of a life sentence

 

[Bob Denman]

:congrats: I think...

 

[doug1950]

trouble

Hey before she kills you which:banghead: vest did you get and how well does it work ??????

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Hey before she kills you which:banghead: vest did you get and how well does it work ??????

i don't know what brand, i am trying it on tonite & using it for the first time sunday so i wll let everyone know how well it works, if it
is good i really will get it for my wife & then by the thing for the neck for both of us.

 

[PMK]

i don't know what brand, i am trying it on tonite & using it for the first time sunday so i wll let everyone know how well it works, if it
is good i really will get it for my wife & then by the thing for the neck for both of us.

Don't wait til Sunday...Go run around the yard and have hers overnighted.

You will be fine provided she is not checking / finding you had an email address on Ashley Maddison. Your problem will be minor compared to some...

PK

 

[Bob Denman]

You will be fine provided she is not checking / finding you had an email address on Ashley Maddison. Your problem will be minor compared to some...