Wasn't thinking clearly...

[juliantrost]

I don't mess with her. Ever since I saw her cold cock a guy that was harrassing her. Knocked his sorry a$$ out. Besides, I taught her almost everything I know about self defense.

LOL.... My wife did that to my brother. When we just started to date and I decided to introduce her to my brothers, I chose a local pool hall in Brooklyn to do it. My brothers got there before us. She went in before me and while passing them, one of them (youngest, believe 17 at that time) made a comment, without a word, she clocked him on the jaw and he went down like a ton of bricks. When he came to it and I said, or yeah, by the way, this is the girl I wanted you two losers to meet, he left the place. She used the story of that incident during the speech at his wedding :thumbup:

 

[bruisersbaby]

I can't teach her everything. I have to leave something out to keep the upper hand.

But he seems to forget that the Army taught me the rest!! :thumbup:

 

[bruisersbaby]

And just to straighten things out - no, I was not adopted!! My parents took care of 63 foster babies in 15 years, my grandparents - 59 in about 15 years, and my big brother and his wife were foster parents to over 70 babies in around 20 years - most of them special needs.

So, I'm very familiar with fostering and adoption, and thought Bruiser's joke was FUNNY!!! Maybe we need to just start putting disclaimers or preface it with "This is Just a Joke". Thanks for having a sense of humor, fellow posters! :joke:

 

[bruiser]

But he seems to forget that the Army taught me the rest!! :thumbup:

Not much more though!!!:roflblack:

 

[Smokinspyder]

My wife found out yesterday she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking "why didn't they want me?" I was holding her and comforting her. After a while and still in tears, she looked up and kissed me and asked me to make love to her. in hindsight I guess shouting "who's your daddy" halfway through wasn't a good idea.

and thats how the fight started