Twas The Night Before Christmas...

[Bob Denman]

Hi Guys!
Patti and I have been working on this for a couple of days...
I sent her a VERY rough version, and she really turned it around! :clap:
We hope that you like it.

Twas the night before Christmas
And all over Town,
Not one SpyderLover
Was settling down.

Lamont in his Garage...
Spun wrenches in hand.
While Joe was out 'Cruzing",
Yelling, "Strike up the band!"

Mike figured out how
To make something cheaper.
While many other owners
Turned their bikes into "sleepers".

Karyl had her maps out,
Planning trips full of fun.
While Dwayne; way up North
Could just dream of the Sun.

Folks worked on their lists
Of farkles so fine!
I also had dreams
Of what might soon be mine.

I heard a deep rumble
From out of the night.
I ran to my garage,
And beheld such a sight.

Some Spyders rollled up
(F3 Limiteds; in red...)
Santa stepped off,
And he calmly said:

You're not on my List
But you've tried to be good.
So I've brought some elves
And they're in the mood...

To decorate your bike...
With many new toys
That I'll soon deliver
To the good Girls and Boys.

On Harvey! On Reggy...
Ron, and Lamont too!
It's time to get busy
And do what you do!

Make his bike brighter.
Give it lights and more chrome.
Make it more comfy
So when he roams far from home,

He will always feel strong
And ready to ride
Even many more miles...
With his friends by his side.

They got right to work.
The wrenches, they flew!
My Spyder looked great,
And when they were through,

Santa said "C'mon guys...
We're not through spreading fun!
There's lots more folks waiting...
Our work is not done!"

"Let's get these bikes rolling.
We've got places to be...
So pack up your tools
And grab those cookies."

My bike never looked better,
As they rode out of sight
"We'll see you at SpyderFest!
Now, have a GREAT night!

 

[PrairieSpyder]

I'm giving all credit to Bob. I don't have a creative bone in my body, but I'm a good critic!

 

[Bob Denman]

There was a lot to criticize... :shocked:

 

[d.o.spyder-rts]

Very good :thumbup::thumbup:. Still wondering about the drunken sex one though:dontknow: Dale-ok caught response on other thread, thanks

 

[Cruzr Joe]

VERY CREATIVE AND COOL. :firstplace::firstplace::firstplace::firstplace:

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bogie]

Very Nice job!
Happy Holidays to all![emoji319]


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[tmcquain]

That's awesome Bob, like I have said before, we have some very talented people on the forum...very talented....Merry Christmas from Tennessee to you all !!!!

 

[ARtraveler]

You did good Bob. :bowdown::firstplace::firstplace::bowdown:

 

[samewok]

That was really nice and thank you

 

[thehawk]

Kudos to the two of you ... and to Clement Clarke Moore who started the whole thing.

thehawk

 

[Peteoz]

Great work, Bob and Patti......verrrry clever.......loved it :thumbup:

i hope Santa has all his presents tightly bungyd (bungled? bungy'd? ) when he flys down unda, or we won't get a thing:shocked:

 

[Chupaca]

Way to go.....Bob

That was fun...:2thumbs:

 

[bmccaffrey]

FRIGIN AWESOME BOB!!!:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

 

[Deanna777]

Bob and Patti, Nicely done! :clap::clap::clap::clap::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

Would like to Wish Happy Holidays to Everyone!

Hope Santa has lots of farkles for everyone in his sleigh.

Also, hope Santa stops by my house and drops off some his farkles, ( a gps holder, satellite radio/and antenna/ paid subscription) :roflblack::roflblack:.

Deanna

 

[Bob Denman]

If anybody has a verse or two that they'd like to add to it: please feel free to do so!
Let's see where it all ends up! :thumbup:

If we end up with enough verses; it might even start to rival "100 bottles of beer on the wall", as the "go-to" song, for killing time .

 

[BLUEKNIGHT911]

NEW CHRISTMAS

FRIGIN AWESOME BOB!!!:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

:agree:..... Considering there are now 20,500 + members on Spyderlovers .... my being mentioned in your song is quite an honor ........... :yes::yes::yes:...........Mike - DIY'er extraordinaire :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: imho :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

I want you to know that it was an homage to your ingenuity; not to your cheapness! :2thumbs:

I'm glad that you dug it!

 

[ARtraveler]

And thanks for the honorable mention also. We are rapidly coming up on the shortest day of the year (Dec 22 or so). Sun up from about 10:30 AM till 3:30 PM or so. Then the days will start getting longer again. Up on the North Slope, the sun disappears from Nov - Feb. That is even a bit much for me. :yes:

 

[CapeSpyder]

That was great, it made my night as the cold sets in and snow on the way

 

[BLUEKNIGHT911]

CHEAPNESS

I want you to know that it was an homage to your ingenuity; not to your cheapness! :2thumbs:

I'm glad that you dug it!

Well " INGENUITY " is a very hard word to rime :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: ...... no offence taken ..... Mike :thumbup: