true facts in life

[cuznjohn]

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab whatever is available.
AND
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack: True; all true! :thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

:roflblack: True; all true! :thumbup:

How do you know? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Because I carry the scars...


...and the memories!

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

these folks must have spent time with Confucius....:roflblack:

 

[oldguyinTX]

Do not ever answer the question does this make me look fat if you want to live.