today i get a e mail from syria

[ARtraveler]

He forgot to mention how many millions are at your disposal. The 30% will cover the taxes thi income will generate for you...:roflblack::roflblack: He also forgot to get your social security number and bank account info. Wonder who composes these letters...? Why doesn't the family that is here do this...? Maybe he could include the adoption papers so you can expand your family to include them...But they are a fun read....:roflblack::roflblack:

The SS# and bank account information will probably be mentioned, in the second communication--when he figures he has a "live one." :thumbup:

 

[Dmpsam]

I just spit my drink through my nose.. :roflblack:

Drinking and webbing!

 

[ARtraveler]

What a deal John. A "lady" and "three" beautiful children. Your chance to improve both your and their futures.

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

A nice read, with a new touch. :bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Bob Denman]

I always mention to them that I'll be happy to help them, if they can get my Welfare checks cashed for me! :thumbup:

 

[BajaRon]

Go for it! Definitely! Sounds like a great deal for everyone involved!

 

[Bob Denman]

so i wrote back to the guy, he has 1 million dollars in the bank and i get 30% of it. 1 Syrian pound is worth 0.00467 American, sounds pretty good to me.

:shocked: If his money is really in Syrian pounds, and NOT dollars; that's only a little bit over $1400...

 

[cuznjohn]

:shocked: If his money is really in Syrian pounds, and NOT dollars; that's only a little bit over $1400...

lol i know

 

[Bob Denman]

I figured that you'd be better at the Math... :clap: :thumbup:

 

[dlby]

Use HYPE communication

its kind of like Skype
But safer because Skype and phones and stuff are all hard wired through the Milky Way diversion processor's

Im still on a party line or I would be all over this

Aunt Bea would have a conniption fit!

My other phone in Hooterville is still on top of the pole and its just not worth the millions to go up there.

I love R&R put another dime in the jukebox baby!

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

i would tell him i will use the money to kill muslims starting with him
hope i don't offend anyone

 

[Bob Denman]

i would tell him i will use the money to kill muslims starting with him
hope i don't offend anyone

:shocked: I'm pretty sure that He won't be too happy to hear that... :yikes:

 

[burg650]

Can't believe these email ares till going around after over 15 years when they first popped up, I guess some must fall for it.

 

[cuznjohn]

Can't believe these email ares till going around after over 15 years when they first popped up, I guess some must fall for it.

i can't quote the actual number, because i forgot it, but there are a ton of people that do respond and lose a ton of money over it

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

:shocked: I'm pretty sure that He won't be too happy to hear that... :yikes:

gee does that mean i would offend someone who is trying to steal money from cuzn? i would never want
to do that.:yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

John will just hold his Wife and three kids hostage, and get all of his money back... :roflblack:

 

[cuznjohn]

John will just hold his Wife and three kids hostage, and get all of his money back... :roflblack:

today was garbage day, so two of the kids are gone

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes:

 

[Commander]

Of Course its real, and your Secret is safe with us:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::yes::yes: