Things our kids say (Add Yours)

[Cruzr Joe]

Son: Hey dad, can i borrow your small compressor for awhile?

Dad: Sure, what happened to the one i gave you?

Son: I loaned it to a friend.

Cruzr Joe

 

[Chupaca]

Funny....

But typical....:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Dad: "Where are you going?"
Son: "Out."
Dad: "When will you be back?"
Son: "Later."

Who says that the generations don't talk to one another? :dontknow:

 

[blacklightning]

When I wouldn't buy my daughter something she wanted, she would ask "dad, are we poor?". I would say, "your mom and I aren't, but you are flat broke".

 

[Grandpot]

My 10 year old granddaughter was playing on my father's old manual typewriter when she suddenly looked up at me and said, "Grandpa, this is wireless!"

 

[Yazz]

Our family, going back three generations, has a cabin in the mountains of Wyoming. It has a mounted buffalo and elk head on either side of the fireplace.

The first time very young Son walked into the place he said...

"Why do you have dead animal body parts hanging on the wall?"

:sour:...

 

[LateLifeCrisis]

My friend took her 5 year old daughter for a haircut. Her daughter, Stacey, was tired of her long hair and wanted it cut like her friends hair - in a short pixie. The stylist pulled her hair into a pony tail, slipped a rubber band around it, snipped the pony tail off and handed it to her. She then proceeded with the pixie cut.

When she was finished, she spun the chair around for Stacey to look at herself in the mirror. Stacey looked, smiled and proclaimed she liked it.....then, holding the pony tail in her hand quickly said, "Okay, now put it back on........." :yikes:

 

[WellsboroSpyder]

Son: can I have the new game system?
Dad : we don't have the extra money!
Son: mom has lots of checks in the checkbook.

 

[garb55]

Back when I was teaching my youngest son to drive
We passed a Model A
He asked me if that is what I learned to drive in
I told him no
We had horse and buggy