The Wheels of Life

[mxz600]

 

[Bob Denman]

That's it?? :shocked:
They missed out on a lot of the ones that I've used creatively to break bones over the years...

 

[boborgera]

I've only broken bones 3 times [so far] One on a snowmobile, One on a Motorcycle and another on a Bicycle.
All three times it could have been avoided.,
If i would have wrapped myself in bubble wrap and stayed home...:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Skateboard (mulitiple times)
dirtbike
Jeep
ATV (multiple times)

So much of my formative years was spent in casts, that I actually felt uneasy when there was no plaster on my hide... :shocked:

 

[grumpybob]

Skateboard (mulitiple times)
dirtbike
Jeep
ATV (multiple times)

So much of my formative years was spent in casts, that I actually felt uneasy when there was no plaster on my hide... :shocked:

Does your wife actually trust your driving enough to ride with you?

 

[Bob Denman]

All of these occurred before I had ever met her...
I'm doing MUCH better now!

 

[Flanker]

I fell off a swimming pool (don't ask; I'm not telling ) to break my arm.

 

[bruiser]

Hurricane clean up 1999. Cutting downed trees, one snapped under tension and slammed me back 30 feet against another tree, then pinned my leg to the ground. Broke left leg in 4 places, cracked bone in right leg. Out of commission 5 months. 1971, thrown from horse, cracked and bruised ribs, bloody nose, split lip. 1973, bruised ankle, torn ligaments, bad landing on parachute jump. 1974, severely pulled ligaments in right knee, motorcycle rear wheel hit rut in forest service road, dropped right foot to stabilize and leg snapped back. And on and on...

 

[SDM]

My parents were on a first name basis with the doctors in the ER. Split my knee open, curtain rod in the leg, stomach pumped (don't ask) and diving accident at Lake Placid leaving me with 16 stitches in the head. Etc., etc., etc.

 

[Bob Denman]

Wow! :thumbup::bowdown::bowdown: Never had my stomach pumped, and never had any sewing done on me that wasn't the direct result of surgery... :2thumbs: